COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

[Ellie]

This acting is kinda like when good actors pretend to be bad, like Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights.

 

[ButterTart]

The waitress looks like a drag queen in the work room during the mirror chats.

 

[COB]

Hooray, it's the supporting cast! Love how these young jocks are in their late forties.

 

[ButterTart]

Bill Nighy does NOT want them finding that farm

 

[COB]

Omg nobody is ready for BONNIE

 

[ButterTart]

Who are these sudden dudebros?

 

[Lucille]

Posh bloke dies first?

 

[COB]

Homophobia!!

 

[ButterTart]

Russ from Scooch with the casual homophobia.

 

[COB]

The overly tonguey kissing is a bit Kath & Kim.

 

[COB]

My dad met me and then CUT HIS WRISTS!

 

[Lucille]

Imagine bringing all your friends on a road trip too see your DEEPLY TROUBLED father.

 

[Ellie]

Blonde boy is totally dying first.

 

[COB]

Imagine bringing all your friends on a road trip too see your DEEPLY TROUBLED father.

Normal middle aged college freshman behaviour!

 

[Lucille]

Wait if little Susan was their last customer a week ago, how old is that GOAT MILK

 

[COB]

Wait if little Susan was their last customer a week ago, how old is that GOAT MILK

They don't count the goats as customers

 

[ButterTart]

Get back! He's got a novelty lighter!

 

[COB]

Fuck! It's a Sunday

 

[COB]

Not the Carters! Mick, Linda and the kids all gone.

 

[ButterTart]

I keep feeling like this story is going into a flashback but no, it's just a very slow close up.

 

[COB]

The old man just got BUMPED by the door closing, and they left it in the film

 

[Ellie]

I have NO idea what is going on.

 

[COB]

Forgot about this shower of bastards

 

[Lucille]

Oh good a magician

 

[ButterTart]

Why have we got Kevin Bacon as a shit magician now?!

 

[Ellie]

So now some ugly version of Kevin Bacon waltzes in as a kung fu magician? Why?

 

[COB]

And he's called Stacey!

 

[Ellie]

Why have we got Kevin Bacon as a shit magician now?!

 

[Lucille]

STACEY!

 

[COB]

The dove! He's the original Gob Bluth.

 

[Lucille]

Love to wear a kimono in the country!

 

[ButterTart]

He's on an intimate, reflective journey to discover family secrets. Just him and 37 of his most immediately violent friends.

 

[Lucille]

Love to wear a kimono in the country!

Just asking to be called a faggot with that behaviour, SORRY!

 

[COB]

DAMN FOOLS!

 

[COB]

Do we think the old man might have been correct in warning them off? PLACE YA BETS NOW

 

[COB]

 

[Ellie]

Is there a semblance of a plot coming up?

 

[COB]

Is there a semblance of a plot coming up?

Well.

We'll see

 

[COB]

Isn't this the Flintstones' house?

 

[Lucille]

Is there a semblance of a plot coming up?

They’re looking for his depressed drunk father, who’s dead?