COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

[Lucille]

He’s got all the colours of hanky

 

[ButterTart]

How will we get over watching our friend turn into a doll and explode?

CLEANING THINGS UP MONTAGE

 

[Lucille]

GRANDMOTHER? Who I’ve never SEEN or MET?

 

[COB]

GRANDMOTHER? Who I’ve never SEEN or MET?

Literally died in the THIRTIES!

 

[ButterTart]

GRANDMOTHER? Who I’ve never SEEN or MET?

I love that his first thought was 'ghost of grandmother' not 'old woman who lives in this house'.

 

[COB]

Why do they keep reading things out loud??

 

[ButterTart]

Literally died in the THIRTIES!

Grandmother: 1786 - 1932. She left us too soon.

 

[Ellie]

Why is there some diary written in ancient Sanskrit for someone born just 101 years ago?

 

[Lucille]

Yes read MORE SPELLS PLEASE!

 

[ButterTart]

Yes, read the incantation aloud. Superb idea.

 

[COB]

Why is there some diary written in ancient Sanskrit for someone born just 101 years ago?

A wizard demon did it!

 

[COB]

Quite the letter opener.

 

[ButterTart]

"Some weekend, huh?" *Flirtatious chuckle*

You have to go home and explain to Bonnie's mother that she turned into a doll and exploded, I don't know why you're being so nonchalant.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite the letter opener.

Thanks, I've been working out.

 

[COB]

@Ellie here's the plot

 

[Lucille]

Get over it BT, they obviously never really CARED for BONNIE!

 

[ButterTart]

Bit chilly in here, pass me my WROUGHT IRON FIRE TRIDENT.

 

[COB]

Little Linda SACRIFICED

 

[Lucille]

Where did he gather all this EXPOSITION?

 

[ButterTart]

All the children were the same... except for Cory's dad.

So two were the same and one was different.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe give the cars another TRY?

 

[Ellie]

I’m finding it VERY hard to care about any of these people. When are they gonna get slaughtered?

 

[COB]

Are these two ACTUALLY faggots?

 

[COB]

Oh not TITSALINA

 

[Lucille]

Are these two ACTUALLY faggots?

Who could resist these pair of BOUNCY LOVELIES!?

 

[ButterTart]

Princess Diana bobs and vagene was a surprising twist.

 

[COB]

At least they don't seem fooled! Though they ARE still going out there...

 

[Lucille]

Our song

 

[Lucille]

Let’s DANCE!

FAGGOTS!

 

[Ellie]

“They’re playing our song”
“Alright, let’s dance”

No music is playing. Did they not get the rights to any bops?

 

[ButterTart]

At least they don't seem fooled! Though they ARE still going out there...

Sadly, the science of waking people up by nudging or talking at higher volume hadn't been invented yet.

 

[COB]

Phwoar!

 

[Lucille]

Check out those HOOVES!

 

[Ellie]

Ooh, it’s like those wax robots in Halloween III

 

[ButterTart]

“They’re playing our song”
“Alright, let’s dance”

No music is playing. Did they not get the rights to any bops?

It was supposed to be Save Your Love and Renee and Renato but it was cut for home releases.

 

[COB]

Shoot them in the HEAD!

 

[Lucille]

How many rounds does this handgun HAVE?!

 

[COB]

Faggot #1 DEAD

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like Cabin In The Woods took a LOT of inspiration from this.

 

[COB]

The martial arts craze of the early Nineties has a lot to answer for.