COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

[COB]

Titsalina got her prize in the end

 

[ButterTart]

Roundhouse decapitation of Jocelyn from Schitt's Creek

 

[Ellie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[ButterTart]

Why are they colour coded like Power Rangers?

 

[Lucille]

Corey’s old enough to be my contemporary.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't really think spells are the straw that broke the camel's back. Your friend turning into a doll and exploding was a fairly high bar to set on the insanity front.

 

[Ellie]

“When did I get so lucky?”

What, for having a shit personality free Laura Dern as your girlfriend?

 

[COB]

Tedious jock clearly UP NEXT

 

[Lucille]

That blue really isn’t working on him the way he think it does.

 

[Lucille]

WHO?

 

[ButterTart]

Waking up next to a mangled bowser. We've all been there.

 

[COB]

They just have SO MANY FRIENDS!

 

[COB]

Josie Lawrence baffled.

 

[Ellie]

Where are these randos coming from?

 

[ButterTart]

It's WILLIAM REGAL

 

[Lucille]

Thank god the HIPSTERS ARRIVED.

 

[ButterTart]

How is it daylight again?

 

[COB]

How is it daylight again?

Because of the FOG! Actually I have no idea.

 

[Lucille]

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS?

 

[ButterTart]

"I don't think so either"
And yet you all gathered to WAVE THEM OFF

 

[ButterTart]

Just say grandma or nan.

 

[COB]

That's not your grandmother, it's a faulty gas fire.

 

[COB]

She's behind you!

 

[ButterTart]

The hipsters are like when those new people suddenly turn up halfway through The Room. Why are they even there?

 

[Ellie]

“But I loved you”

 

[COB]

Well there he goes

 

[ButterTart]

She's been at Avon's Katie Piper collection again.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG the high tech barn door FX

 

[COB]

With those chains this is a bit like downstairs at Glasgow's world famous Polo Lounge.

 

[COB]

The goat devil skeleton actually quite CUTE?

 

[COB]

Oh what a PALAVER!!

 

[ButterTart]

The skellington is actually pretty cool.

 

[COB]

We've all been there!

 

[ButterTart]

Tentacles!

 

[Ellie]

Hmm, well you don’t see that every day.

 

[Lucille]

That’s what you get for pretending to like MODERN ART.

 

[ButterTart]

If only she hadn't needlessly turned up to this trip she clearly wasn't invited on.

 

[Lucille]

Poor Willy literally only got here 3 minutes ago.

 

[COB]

Just dagger them all up!

 

[Ellie]

This dialogue