COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

[ButterTart]

"God, where's Willy?" - @Soldi within 30 seconds of arriving at literally any venue.

 

[ButterTart]

What was the point of Willy and beret girl? They served no function AT ALL.

 

[COB]

Thank goodness Grandma's old spell still works(!)

 

[Soldi]

"God, where's Willy?" - @Soldi within 30 seconds of arriving at literally any venue.

Cunt!

It’s usually two minutes

 

[ButterTart]

Tag urself I'm triangle haired scarf zombie.

 

[COB]

Tag urself I'm triangle haired scarf zombie.

I'm needlessly splayed-arms farmer zombie.

 

[Lucille]

Jack’s rat tail makes me feel sick.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm needlessly splayed-arms farmer zombie.

Who's claiming bulky old woman zombie who's clearly a male stuntman in a cardigan and wrap around skirt?

 

[Lucille]

Who's claiming bulky old woman zombie who's clearly a male stuntman in a cardigan and wrap around skirt?

Fine.

 

[Ellie]

I think I really wanna watch The Evil Dead again now to see how this should be done.

 

[ButterTart]

Loving the infinite ammo House of the Dead 3 shotgun

 

[Lucille]

So what’s the WIND’S role in all this?

 

[COB]

So it's just Corey (57), Jack and Laura Dern left at this point? I don't fancy their chances.

 

[Ellie]

Yay, Bonnie!

 

[COB]

Bonnie!! What a comeback!

 

[Lucille]

BONNIE’S BACK EVERYONE!

 

[COB]

Yay, Bonnie!

Taken too soon

 

[ButterTart]

Using only the power of blondeness she fights off a doorway full of zombies.

 

[Lucille]

Well done Bonnie, that was almost approaching ACTING!

 

[ButterTart]

Bonnie? Even Lucifer'll be flicking her bean.

 

[COB]

Look they just need to find a way to un-explode her, then turn her into a human again. It could happen!

 

[COB]

And now Jack's on the TURN? Not in the same way as the gruesome twosome obvs

 

[Lucille]

I hope nothing happened to the guy we sent off alone to the back room

 

[Ellie]

They’re all suspiciously CALM in this situation.

 

[ButterTart]

"Guns won't work in this house of the dead"

Five minutes later:

"Okay lads, our plan is GUNS"

 

[COB]

He's titting her up! True demonic behaviour.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh she’s JACKIE NOW

 

[Ellie]

Strange time for a fondle.

 

[COB]

Oh wow at that regression death!

 

[Lucille]

OF COURSE.

 

[ButterTart]

"Jack, massage my porridgey tits"

 

[COB]

Who's calling them out?

 

[ButterTart]

The POV of the zombies like CCTV at a Hartlepool Wetherspoons.

 

[Lucille]

Patsy Stone: JUST DIE

 

[COB]

Oh it's him!

 

[ButterTart]

TWIST!

 

[Ellie]

WHAT?

 

[Lucille]

BONNIE!

 

[COB]

Why!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Bonnie AGAIN?! How often must this poor bitch die?