COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

[COB]

So important she got to die TWICE!

 

[COB]

Thank god they had a candle and a bit of chalk.

 

[ButterTart]

Bonnie ending up like Scorpion's fatality from the first Mortal Kombat

 

[Lucille]

HOOVES!

 

[COB]

"Am I not beautiful?"

QUITE THE TEASE.

 

[Lucille]

CAMP!

 

[ButterTart]

HOOVES!

And a very mincy gait

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Ellie]

So now he’s turned in to Kryten from Red Dwarf?

 

[COB]

Corey has turned into that guy from Alien Nation!

 

[Lucille]

So the spell, removed his hair?

 

[ButterTart]

The ancient secret is a knee to the bollocks?

 

[ButterTart]

Looks like Lord Zedd without the silver bits.

 

[COB]

So the spell, removed his hair?

And the rest

 

[Lucille]

Oh NO!

 

[Ellie]

It was A DREAM!

 

[ButterTart]

What? Bonnie's alive for the FOURTH TIME?

 

[Lucille]

 

[COB]

What? Bonnie's alive for the FOURTH TIME?

Fakeout

 

[Lucille]

GAG!

 

[COB]

Help her you bugger!

 

[COB]

OMG now he's E HONDA

 

[ButterTart]

Wow, that mask really didn't leave much room for face acting.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine they tried the book before EVERYONE DIED.

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh he went on fire

 

[Ellie]

It’s the cartoon flame things!

 

[COB]

What did Corey actually turn into? An angel? And why does it look like THAT?

 

[Lucille]

Imagine they tried the book before EVERYONE DIED.

You know, like the book EXPLICITY TOLD THEM.

 

[COB]

His hair grew back quickly

 

[Lucille]

What did Corey actually turn into? An angel? And why does it look like THAT?

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine they tried the book before EVERYONE DIED.

I was just thinking that. It's not as if it only turned up in the last ten minutes, they've been wandering around with it for hours.

 

[Lucille]

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING EVERYONE’S DEAD!

 

[ButterTart]

*Inspects ceiling briefly*
"Yep, looks over to me"

 

[COB]

Oh no!

 

[Ellie]

And to think, Terminator 2 was just a year later.

 

[COB]

What a needless final shot Was that LITTLE LINDA?

 

[Ellie]

Well that was DREADFUL.

 

[Lucille]

What a SCALDING HOT DOG EGG to begin the season with, absolutely ROTTTEN, irredeemable, pointless, 10 POINTS

 

[ButterTart]

It's amazing that something so shit can be so rewarding. Delighted that Creepers are BACK BACK BACK!

 

[COB]

Thank you for joining me! Next week is the first of two double features - first we'll be enjoying ButterTart's Creepers with The Abominable Dr. Phibes, followed by our late night drunk creeper Queen Kong More details to come soon!