COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

[Lucille]

So the wind was the MIST?!!

 

[Lucille]

Did anyone finger little Linda from the beginning?

 

[COB]

Did anyone finger little Linda from the beginning?

Was she the same girl who pointed a stick at them near the start? What a lovely day of filming she had.

 

[COB]

I've updated the first post with the better link that @Ellie kindly unearthed.

 

[Lucille]

Thanks COB. Utter dog shit from beginning to end.

 

[COB]

Thanks COB. Utter dog shit from beginning to end.

Never say I don't give you anything

 

[ButterTart]

Thank you @COB for enriching my life with this magnificent pile of clack.

Barb is a Creeper QOL for the ages, alongside her from White Worm, the English one from Spookies and the hairdresser fatality from Theatre of Blood.

 

[straightorbroken]

I regret not making this, I was about 20 minutes late for it. Hopefully I'll catch up before the next.

 

[VoR]

Missed the sync but diving in for a late night viewing now.

Love a chunky 90s opening credit font.

 

[VoR]

Is this first lady Meryl Streep's non-union Mexican equivalent? The physical resemblance is quite strikingly similar, though I fear the acting talent not so much...

 

[VoR]

WTF was in that snow globe?!

 

[VoR]

90s Lily Rabe seems like quite the slut!

 

[VoR]

Instantly obsessed with exposition hairnet lady and her bewildering construction of pearl necklaces

 

[VoR]

I'm sure these hastily introduced friend characters are all going to be just fine

I'm going to predict at this point that this film will either contain zero black people, or one who will be a terrible stereotype and almost immediately die.

 

[VoR]

This gas station attendant:

 

[VoR]

Oh no! Poorly dubbed incels!

 

[VoR]

 

[VoR]

This subtle ADR work is just killing me

 

[VoR]

I don't wish to be off-colour, but is pink sweater lady, erm... sitting on a secret?

 

[VoR]

The colour blocking on these supporting characters is great. It's like they're the power rangers!

 

[VoR]

Oh Bonnie/Bernard, what have you done?

 

[VoR]

Has lady in red had a single line of dialogue yet?

 

[VoR]

In plot, tone and acting, this is genuinely giving latter seasons Drag Race Acting Challenge

Aww, is that the end of Bonnie? She was my favourite.

Love how NOBODY gives a shit about her bizarre death, either. Instantly forgotten!

 

[VoR]

Not even an endless supply of bullets could save Duck(?) and Stacey(?!?)

 

[VoR]

MORE cannon fodder characters, at this late stage?!

 

[VoR]

Wonder how they explained what happened to Bonnie to these new arrivals?

 

[VoR]

Oh Blossom, we hardly knew ye

 

[VoR]

SCREAMING at Jack squeezing Lily Rabe's tits and then doing a 5-second Benjamin Button! What an exit!

 

[VoR]

Is this going to end with them all bursting into the dance routine from Thriller?

 

[VoR]

Oh the relentless suffering of poor BONNIE

 

[VoR]

Sadly due to all the reverb, this final bit of exposition dumping is literally UNINTELLIGIBLE

 

[VoR]

It was all a DREAM?!

 

[VoR]

This shit has more twists than a Christopher Nolan!

 

[VoR]

Why do they keep forgetting to use the fucking dagger?!

 

[VoR]

Surely the devil himself isn't fazed by a bit of light roasting?

 

[VoR]

Well that was utterly bewildering but quite fun! Thanks @COB

 

[COB]

Hurrah! Watching at a more appropriate witching hour really

Wonder how they explained what happened to Bonnie to these new arrivals?

I bet they didn't even bother, poor Bonnie died/dolled for our sins then instantly forgotten

 

[Christian]

Oh @COB, sorry I missed this in the end. Will have a read through when I pop the film on tonight

 

[COB]

Are we okay with Wednesdays going forward by the way? I'll probably make the next thread tomorrow but it'd be good to not be faffing with a poll every week

 

[Raining on Me]

Right I'm going in, except I'm at work so this may take five hours...

The entirely normal are you washed in the blood of the lamb going on for about 45 minutes over a roast dinner has nearly finished me already. Someone send it to ASFM Xmas