COB's Creepers #7 - Demon Wind (Wednesday 5th October at 8pm!)

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What the fucking FUCK already

 

[COB]

Just you WAIT

 

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Did he just say "now you die my pig"? Poor Sigourney Weaver-woman

 

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Oh never mind she's got a nuclear bomb SNOWGLOBE. Of course

 

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Lovely bit of ominous thumpy-synthy music to accompany Carrie-esque twig pointing girl

 

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The petrol station sequence How every driver feels when filling up in 2022, except the naked bit

 

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Foreboding hairnet cafe lady talking of little Linda feels like a League of Gentleman sketch

 

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"And that is why I keep her around" And no one is bothered by this awful bloke forcing his lips upon whatever the girlfriend is called? Okay

Which reminds me, I love how the three total youtube comments for this range from nonsensical to a simple, "worst film ever made"

 

[Raining on Me]

at the girlfriend reacting to his dad slitting his wrists with all the shock and care of a misplaced shoe.

 

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While the gas man is warning of impending doom, I can't stop staring at the menu. What the hell is a HOT LINK SAND?

 

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Oh ok it's like a sausage sandwich

 

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After all that - "oh just follow that road til it ends"

 

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I don't understand what I'm seeing. The can kicking sequence!

 

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Just mild curiosity at a fucking SKELETON pinned to a post then...

 

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"If we die, don't bury me here". What?

 

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I am weirdly fascinated by that red shawl and leggings look

 

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Did she just become a DOLL?

Omg the boyfriend's face

 

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Pink top girlfriend just became a doll and creepy girls just appeared from nowhere but let's talk about our relationship before we sleep in the demonic house

 

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It's telling that someone with their tits out beckoning camply in the darkness is one of the more logical aspects of the story

 

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"They're playing our song". Oh just FUCK EACH OTHER you two.

 

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This random waxwork onslaught of villains

 

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What the hell just happened to the guy with Chuck? God always a tragic ending for the burgeoning homos

 

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Omg this whole section.

Dead at "SURPRISE!" (The Return)

 

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I am dying...red shawl girl barely says a word then gets an insanely dramatic doorstep moment out of nowhere, and she made sure we ALL knew about it

 

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Why is there no explanation of who the ridiculously dressed Willy and Rina are, why have they introduced them now and WHY is dead doll girl ENTIRELY forgotten

 

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And the other two - mentioned once, that's your lot

 

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Girlfriend becomes demonic monster and stabs you through the brain with needle fingers - "But I loved you"!

 

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The tongue

Quite an exit for late stage cannon fodder

 

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The girl who got stabbed hanging upside down in the door (was that red shawl girl? I can't tell) looked the SPIT of Sarah Michelle Gellar when she briefly became human again.

Omg did the late stage boyfriend get an offscreen death? What was the point

 

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Oh yay a brief Bonnie return

Who the hell are all these monster-people meant to be? And just where did the magic daggers come from? Did I miss that or will I die never knowing these crucial facts?

 

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Oh god poor Bonnie!

Everything making perfect sense so far

 

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Such SEXY HOOVES

Am I not beautiful?

Yes. Yes you are

 

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I can't explain anything that just happened there but let it be known I was captivated

 

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These entirely made up fight moves are delightful

 

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Omg I'd forgotten about fabulous hairnet-necklace woman. Stealing the show with TWO scenes

I don't understand how she just died but then I don't understand anything.

 

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Well that was some pure shit right there. Absolutely glorious, and it only took me about 3 and a half hours

Thanks @COB for such fine BIN PICKINGS

 

[ButterTart]

I can’t wait for tomorrow night. What are we watching?

 

[COB]

Details here!

COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

That's right! Join me this Wednesday as we tackle not one but TWO Creepers :shock: R U tuff enuff? First feature (8pm) - The Abominable Dr Phibes While Dr. Phibes' colleagues believe that he was killed, they get a shock when they find out that he is alive and is on a revenge seeking spree...

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Please note that I would REALLY recommend having a downloaded version of Queen Kong if you're planning to watch it (PM for details), the YouTube version is properly poor quality.

 

[ButterTart]

Omg another Vincent Price MASTERCLASS tomorrow!

Everybody get up!
Phibes will make you get down, now!