COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

[Raining on Me]

Yes this would all pass the test of time without a hitch in 2022

 

[Raining on Me]

Utterly AGOG

 

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The authentic African tribe guides who just happen to be from ANY OLD CONTINENT we fancy

 

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Maybe they're saying Kong...six times!!

 

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And now we're in You've Been Framed territory

 

[Raining on Me]

Did he say "do I look like a fag"?

Not FAGGY ENOUGH actually

 

[Raining on Me]

What? Did the guides get eaten by the sharks then? Love that nobody cares or even noticed, everyone move on

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh I'd forgotten this was a KONG movie

 

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Spend your next vacation in downtown Liverpool Eurovision planned 46 years ago, of course they won the bid

 

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Quite aroused by tribal toilet cleaner

 

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I had to take a break there.

This is fun but so aware of its own parody it loses something a bit

 

[Raining on Me]

OMG The pervy cheap looking plant

 

[Raining on Me]

This is beyond now...this fucking dinsosaur/Kong fight in the £4.99 dress up costumes

 

[Raining on Me]

Okay I'm proper struggling with this. Such a RANCID TURD

 

[Ellie]

This is beyond now...this fucking dinsosaur/Kong fight in the £4.99 dress up costumes

This is the point I think I GAVE UP

 

[Raining on Me]

What size is Queen Kong meant to be? She keeps changing by several hundred meters every single scene

*towers above forest*

*falls on forest floor dwarfed by a shrub*

 

[Raining on Me]

This is the point I think I GAVE UP

I never even considered turning off one of Cob's Creepers But I genuinely don't think I can make this!

 

[Raining on Me]

I love that Kong looks like she's wearing a HOODED COAT

 

[Raining on Me]

My God, she's tricked us

 

[Raining on Me]

Well I'm still watching. I hope she kills them all and gives actual Queen a second death

 

[Raining on Me]

Ugh that thing was like a precursor to Boris Johnson

 

[Raining on Me]

Fucking hell this is UNBEARABLE

 

[Raining on Me]

The plane crash

Rula becoming a crazy obsessive in one scene

 

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Just flatten all of these HORRIBLE CUNTS, Kong!

 

[Raining on Me]

This sudden profound finale speech!

 

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The worst film you've ever picked @COB

So proud I made it through xxx

 

[Raining on Me]

Probably worth mentioning that this film was never released in the UK, apparently due to legal threats from Dino de Laurentiis who produced the King Kong remake. It was released in Germany however

Imagine being threatened by THIS!