Coffin Dodging Sunday

[Soldi]

omg my replacement at work looks JUST LIKE ME but 10 YEARS YOUNGER and PRETTIER.

Hi bitch.

 

[Lucille]

The owner’s wife (who I’ve known for 5 years) came in and said ‘HI LUCILLE’ to him yesterday.

 

[Diddy]

You’ll be topping poster of the week

I don’t know if I want to top any of these posters!

 

[Inner Smile]

You are hardly god's gift yourself

 

[Diddy]

You are hardly god's gift yourself

How charming, what a class act

For what it’s worth, I’d like to top you. Preferably with a pile of rubble

 

[Inner Smile]

Well i'll worry about that, when i'm six feet under

Or maybe I won't

 

[AlgoAlex]

I don’t know if I want to top any of these posters!

But happy to bottom for them all ?

 

[Diddy]

But happy to bottom for them all ?

You know me too well

 

[Kate]

You are hardly god's gift yourself

pls re-familiarise yourself with Moopy’s anti-bullying policy, thanks

 

[Inner Smile]

Diddy's been a dick before, Kate

 

[Kate]

We’ve all been a dick now and again but personal insults are NOT COOL

 

[Inner Smile]

Alright alright its over

 

[AlgoAlex]

Poor @Diddy wanting to get his inner smile poked and faces cheap insults

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Alright alright its over

Maybe if you're going to insult people's looks, it's time you posted your own picture.

 

[Inner Smile]

 

[Inner Smile]

Just can't stop can you Ag!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Go on, it only seems fair.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just can't stop can you Ag!

Neither can you it seems.

 

[Inner Smile]

Original post:

I don’t know if I want to top any of these posters!

 

[Inner Smile]

Never said anything there did you

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Original post:

I don’t know if I want to top any of these posters!

If you can't work out the difference between his post and your post then there's no hope.

a) it wasn't directed at you
b) he didnt even know what you looked like

 

[Inner Smile]

STOP making me out to be stupid, I apologise if I offended anyone

 

[Diddy]

 

[Inner Smile]

Diddy I apologise

 

[Diddy]

I often wondered about having a Moopy reading challenge (like the Drag Race variety) but wondered if it would inevitably descend into chaos and nastiness

 

[Rita]

Does @Inner Smile ever post on here SOBER? Not judging (Obvs) but some of the things said seem to be at ALL HOURS and at WEEKENDS.

 

[Inner Smile]

Rita that's not on, I am sober a lot of the time

 

[Rita]

Rita that's not on, I am sober a lot of the time

Are you sober now?

 

[Inner Smile]

No lol

 

[Inner Smile]

What time is my coffin ready?

 

[Beverley]

I often wondered about having a Moopy reading challenge (like the Drag Race variety) but wondered if it would inevitably descend into chaos and nastiness

Why read them when life already has?

 

[Beverley]

(And FYI that’s aimed at everyone equally , especially @Diddy’s nemeses.)

 

[Diddy]

Why read them when life already has?

We should only read people we love and respect deeply

*EVENT CANCELLED*

 

[Kate]

I often wondered about having a Moopy reading challenge (like the Drag Race variety) but wondered if it would inevitably descend into chaos and nastiness

Why read them when life already has?

I don't understand any of this

 

[Beverley]

I don't understand any of this

Give me address, I send you documentary

 

[AlgoAlex]

I don't understand any of this

Reading is fundamental

 

[Diddy]

I don't understand any of this

Poor illiterate Kate thank god for that RACK!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't understand any of this

Watch Paris is Burning. I think it's on Netflix.

 

[Beverley]

It’s so tempting to let her stay the sexy, but illiterate fuck that she is.

 

[Diddy]

Tldr; reading is taking the piss out of people in a witty, truthful and funny way. It’s not meant to be offensive because it’s done in the knowledge that you love and/or respect that person, and because it’s just funny to say horrid things sometimes