Coldplay - 'Moon Music' - new album

[Suedehead]

how do we even know he's got a FAT cock anyway???

We’ve all seen that video right when he’s dancing In the tight trousers
It looks fat

 

[Finn]

Setting themselves up for a 'Dick Van Dyke DEAD' streaming boost when the time comes

 

[Suedehead]

 

[lolly]

And Coldplay fans must have very high disappointment thresholds.

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

I wonder if I can immerse Chris Martin’s BIG FAT UNCUT COCK in my face

 

[Shoat]

If I'd ever had to guess which musical act would be the one to join a META (EVIL) partnership, it would absolutely have been Coldplay.

 

[Suedehead]

I know right
Ugh and yet they pretend to be so self righteous
Are they still doing their sustainable touring and fair trade thing? Hypocrites! Off with their heads! (But spare Chris Martin for one night for me)