Concert for Ukraine

[Rita]

Starts at 8pm.

 

[Rita]

Just watching ITV news and what the FUCK has Paloma Faith done to her hair? She looks like Rita from Corrie!

 

[Alias #23]

I shudder to imagine who’s involved in this, even if it is very obviously for an extremely good cause. I hope Harry Styles will be there in his transluscent blouse and mini kilt because I know @Jark is a fan

 

[Rita]

I shudder to imagine who’s involved in this, even if it is very obviously for an extremely good cause. I hope Harry Styles will be there in his transluscent blouse and mini kilt because I know @Jark is a fan

Moopy fave ED SHEERAN!

 

[win_the_game]

Confirmed names:

• Anne Marie
• Paloma Faith
• Snow Patrol
• Ed Sheeran
• Camila Cabello
• Emeli Sandé
• Gregory Porter
• Manic Street Preachers
• Becky Hill
• Nile Rodgers & Chic
• Tom Odell
• The Kingdom Choir

What an insipid line up.

 

[Rita]

Where is BEYONCE? GAGA? KYLIE? MADONNA? Even ELTON for CHRIST sakes!

 

[Alias #23]

Confirmed names:

• Anne Marie
• Paloma Faith
• Snow Patrol
• Ed Sheeran
• Camila Cabello
• Emeli Sandé
• Gregory Porter
• Manic Street Preachers
• Becky Hill
• Nile Rodgers & Chic
• Tom Odell
• The Kingdom Choir

What an insipid line up.

ALL the greats!

 

[Alias #23]

Co-hosted by EMMA BUNTON

 

[Soldi]

Where is BEYONCE? GAGA? KYLIE? MADONNA? Even ELTON for CHRIST sakes!

All pro-Russia I heard

 

[Rita]

I am not going to slate it as hopefully it will make a lot of money for Ukraine, but the line up isn’t GREAT.

 

[Alias #23]

Where is BEYONCE? GAGA? KYLIE? MADONNA? Even ELTON for CHRIST sakes!

Where are DIRE STRAITS when you need them? I notoriously love ‘Brothers In Arms’ (the song NOT albam) of course

Are STYX and SUZI QUATRO not in town?

 

[COB]

Clashing with the FINAL EVER episode of Holby City?! They just haven't thought it through

 

[Rita]

Clashing with the FINAL EVER episode of Holby City?! They just haven't thought it through

Good LORD. That will be at least 15 viewers down.

 

[win_the_game]

I am not going to slate it as hopefully it will make a lot of money for Ukraine, but the line up isn’t GREAT.

From the Guardian: "Three booking agents volunteered to start contacting touring acts who were able to perform at such short notice."

Reading between the lines, THE DIARY IS CLEAR THIS WEEK AND THE REST for most of this lot.

 

[Alias #23]

Obviously it’s not about the europromo () but they could have got Sam Ryder on

Snow Patrol in THIS day and age

 

[Soldi]

Obviously it’s not about the europromo () but they could have got Sam Ryder on

Snow Patrol in THIS day and age

Or JAMALA

 

[Alias #23]

Or JAMALA

Yes! And LOBODA to the interest of very few present

 

[GNL]

That line-up is ACTIVELY HATEFUL.

 

[Rita]

Anyway, back to the matter in hand. IS PALOMA WEARING A WIG?

 

[Rita]

I can’t find a picture, and it was half the reason I started this blasted thread!

 

[Alias #23]

I expect Kylie would be there if she still lived in Knightsbridge. Too busy feeding the kangaroos

 

[OutSynk]

Confirmed names:

• Anne Marie
• Paloma Faith
• Snow Patrol
• Ed Sheeran
• Camila Cabello
• Emeli Sandé
• Gregory Porter
• Manic Street Preachers
• Becky Hill
• Nile Rodgers & Chic
• Tom Odell
• The Kingdom Choir

What an insipid line up.

Jesus, gross.

 

[Alias #23]

Apparently lounge favourite MADONDA would have liked to be there but “I’M FAR TOO BUSY ON INSTAGRAM AND I’VE ALREADY SENT THEM £4 FOR DUMPLINGS”

 

[Rita]

I quite LIKE Becky Hill.

 

[Apoca]

Yes! And LOBODA to the interest of very few present

 

[Inner Smile]

Won't be watching

 

[Rita]

Won't be watching

Thanks for your input.

 

[Alias #23]

That GIF is (inevitably) better than the ENTIRE LINE-UP!

 

[Inner Smile]

Thanks for your input.

Welcome

 

[Rita]

Welcome

DON’T last word ME!

 

[Alias #23]

Aren’t NoPoint (or whatever the name of that new Xenomania girl group is) available?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DON’T last word ME!

When did they get so BRAVE!?

 

[Inner Smile]

Actually I might stick it on in the background

 

[jivafox]

EMILI SANDE?!

 

[Rita]

Actually I might stick it on in the background

STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE for all I care!

 

[Inner Smile]

JESUS

 

[Apoca]

That GIF is (inevitably) better than the ENTIRE LINE-UP!

Super-STAR.

 

[Rita]

JESUS

@ZenGiraffe

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe

Yes, I am the Messiah

 

[Inner Smile]

Emma