Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Halli]

Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
I was just taking a shower and I thought to myself -what r we here for ? What's life all about ? Hmm?

 

[GNL]

She seems to be in a very pensive mood of late.

Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
I'm just getting waxed, my waxing lady said she is glad to be alone, she doesn't need a man to be happy....

Inspiring

 

[Halli]

Geri was at Heart yesterday

 

[GNL]

Is that Jamie Theakston? Geru looks fab

 

[Halli]

It is

 

[GNL]

Time has not been kind

 

[Shirley]

Eek

 

[JillTyrell]

Geru and Theakston used to fuck didn't they? Didn't he ask her out live on Live & Kicking?

 

[Halli]

Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
my dog Harry was a bit bulimic he use to copy me back in the day

 

[Pingu]

I love a good heartwarming pet tale.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jamie Theakston looks like he's HIT THE BOTTLE.

 

[Kala]

Is it wrong that I'd still fuck Jamie?

Geri has been on a twitter RAMPAGE today, tweeting about playing board games with a six year old, insomnia and pretty much anything that comes into her mind!

 

[Shoat]

No, it's not wrong. Give him a wash, a shave, a haircut, a good night's sleep, a diet, and a facelift and I'm sure he'd be FINE.

 

[Halli]

I'm sure Geru still flirted OUTRAGEOUSLY with him though

 

[straightorbroken]

Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
my dog Harry was a bit bulimic he use to copy me back in the day

Did she actually tweet this? I went looking for it, but couldn't find it.

 

[Sid.W.]

I do listen to you , hopefully ill sleep after this.

'Queen of Everything'

I'm loving how much Geru's enjoying twitter, but not in a spammy annoying way.

 

[Halli]

What is that? Banana on a rice cake and honey?

*runs to supermarket to create a geru style meal*

 

[Jonfessions]

*runs to supermarket to create a geru style meal*

 

[straightorbroken]

I have rice cakes, tinned caramel and bananas, but no sleepy tea or monarch mug.

 

[Generic Account]

It's always awfully hard to judge most people by photos because generally unless you're a model you look a lot better in motion.

He's fine:
[video=youtube;zoBG4wVWIRw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoBG4wVWIRw[/video]

 

[VoR]

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

I think I may have found the BEST GERU PICTURE EVER

 

[straightorbroken]

Apart from the crazy eyes, and lashes, she looks really good. She's probably having to listen to someone ELSE speak that's all.

 

[Jonfessions]

That's from 2007

 

[VoR]

I didn't say it was NEW.

 

[Jonfessions]

I didn't say you DID.

 

[Loufoque]

Jonf can carbon date any image of any of the girls to the nearest second

 

[Halli]

Victoria's Secrets gig that was from

 

[Halli]

I think Victoria looks off the scale here

 

[GNL]

That outfit is a fashion disaster though.

 

[Halli]

The world according to GERU


Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
How come a lot of baddies in movies have English accents ...? Random question

Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
I just went in a little book shop , bought a book , and thought goodness will this shop be a thing of the past ?

Geri Halliwell ‏@GeriHalliwell
Dogs are handy to blame your farts on? ( not that I fart, just saying ..)

 

[Dark Carnival]

@GeriHalliwell

Tonight lets save the world or rob a bank?

 

[Jonfessions]

She's auditioning for the lead in Entrapment 2

 

[Halli]

The amusing this is, you KNOW she isn't going out to a fancy dress party, she's put that on to bath Bluebell-Madge (watch the Nanny bath Bluebell)

 

[straightorbroken]

She's probably playing Smash Hits Poll Winners Party '97 with Bluebell who won't have any idea what is going on.

Just watching Robbie Williams performing Singing In The Rain on Ant & Dec. I'm disappointed Geri hasn't marched out to join him to recreate their famously affectionate Brits chemistry from all those years ago, as well as her own Children In Need rendition of the same song back in 2012.

 

[straightorbroken]

It's probably been reported here, but Geru is filming Celebrity Juice tonight.

 

[Halli]

It's probably been reported here, but Geru is filming Celebrity Juice tonight.

We have a thread for the actual show tomorrow

 

[Halli]

Love this old pic

 

[Dark Carnival]

Geru's not happy that Bunton prefers Menly over her.

 

[Halli]

Mel B has waded in now saying 'where is the effing love ginge?'

Emma quickly backtracked though and said to Geri that she loves her the best she's her big sister

LOLZ

 

[Dark Carnival]

She called Geru OLD?