Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Halli]

TFI Friday is coming back it seems

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[straightorbroken]

Oh please give Geru a TV gig. I can't watch that on my phone right now, but I used to fancy that side kick guy (and still might if I see him in animation).

 

[dUb]

She's singing and dancing with Dermot O'Leary LIVE http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/watchlive/radio2

 

[Beverley]

I think Dermot is gonna kill her.

 

[Doodvid]

<blockquoteclass="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I'm so proud ! My daughter made me this. <a href="http://t.co/0LTbUQMIZP">pic.twitter.com/0LTbUQMIZP</a></p>&mdash; Geri Halliwell(@GeriHalliwell) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeriHalliwell/status/577198977080270848">March 15, 2015</a></blockquote> <script asyncsrc="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bit optimistic with the tits there weren't you B-M, love?

 

[Halli]

Geri's 8 year old has got better handwriting than her

 

[Marilyn]

Awards for Geri

 

[supermassive]

I want to attend next year's AFG ceremony

 

[Doodvid]

Is that strange disembodied limb to the left of the 'artwork' an homage to this?

Spoiler: SPICE

 

[Halli]

Geru's low key arrival at the Awards for Geri, where she was the sole winner.

 

[Commotion]

Oh please.

Geru drew that picture herself (we all know this).

Bluebell-Madge merely approved it for publication. Like any responsible business manager would.

 

[Commotion]

Is that strange disembodied limb to the left of the 'artwork' an homage to this?

Nah. That's just one of Mel Beh's missing dildos.

 

[Marilyn]

We laugh now but wait until Bluebell's book reveals that Awards For Geri was a weekly ritual in the Halliwell home

"Mummy I'm tired"

*Geri continues telling tea towel story to empty room*

 

[Halli]

*whispers* "Now listen here and listen good. Create a special award for Mummy or you won't be fucking getting up. Do I make myself clear?"

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh please.

Geru drew that picture herself (we all know this).

I was grinning like Geru opening a bin at 2am to get stuck into a half eaten chocolate cake someone discarded earlier as I went to say the same thing myself

 

[Beverley]

Seriously, Bluebell-Madonna gives me LIFE. She mek me broody

 

[Doodvid]

So like Geri to colour coordinate her atire and mug set too.

 

[Commotion]

I was grinning like Geru opening a bin at 2am to get stuck into a half eaten chocolate cake someone discarded earlier

Was it George Michael's dustbin?
Was said dustbin half Spanish?
DYERKNOWORRAMEAN?

 

[Doodvid]

Such a wag.

@GeriHalliwell: My new album!!!mixture hard core beats &rapping. Ive collaborated with a comeback from public enemy&jayz.ist track- Mybiatchesgotgame.

@GeriHalliwell: Just kidding! April fools

 

[Doodvid]

Silly cow opened a right can of worms though.

"you fucked with all our hearts. WE JUST WANT AN ALBUM" etc.

 

[Halli]

Oh dear

I have noticed she has posted to instagram a random photo of Simon Cowell and his baby. Is she in X Factor talks?

 

[JillTyrell]

I think that was just a photo where Ellen had photoshopped herself in to it. I think Geri thought it was funny.

As much as I LOVE Geri I doubt Cowell would let her anywhere near the X Factor.

 

[Marilyn]

how Can u be so cruel with ur fans. We're waiting for album4 from 2006

 

[Halli]

OH I didn't realise that was Ellen

 

[Halli]

Well it is safe to say Geru's wedding will not be a low key affair..

http://www.STOP FUNDING HATE/news/s...ll-wedding-Kensington-Palace-Christian-Horner

 

[Doodvid]

Geri was reported to have "found God" with the help of Reverend Nicky Gumbel

In the bin was he?

 

[straightorbroken]

Phenomenal Gays by Geraldine Estelle Halliwell Horner out soon.

 

[Halli]

Phenomenal Gays by Geraldine Estelle Halliwell Horner out soon.

Bluey-Madge on backing vocals?

 

[JillTyrell]

I can't wait for the 'Mommy Dearest' tell-all from Blue in ten years. I imagine it would outsell If Only by quite a large margin.

 

[straightorbroken]

Bluey-Madge on backing vocals?

Much like when Bluebell-Madge had the bathroom locks taken out, she knows not staying out of the limelight would only cause one of mummy's episodes, but she is the sole writer along with Geru and the guys at Absolute.

 

[Halli]

but she is the sole writer along with Geru and the guys at Absolute.

And Richard X who is presently locked in her basement

Poor no-mark Annie still agog

 

[Marilyn]

Does Annie even have enough emotional range to appear agog

 

[Halli]

Annie barely exists - just above Caitlin Moran and Grace Dent.

 

[Marilyn]

Annie does her best agog face

 

[Halli]

Definitely bullied and then 'found herself' and turned into a bitch at Art school.

Still no hit single tho.

 

[Doodvid]

Chewing Gum, in Simlish, is a joy to behold.

 

[Halli]

Oh the shade

Mirror:

Giuliana Rancic has made bombshell claims about ex Jerry O'Connell cheating on her with two women, including former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.

The E! presenter and Fashion Police host opens up about her relationship with the TV star, 41, in her new tell-all book, Going Off Script, after the pair had a rocky relationship from 2003 until 2004.

In an excerpt obtained by New York Post's Page Six column, the 40-year-old star wrote: "I was being two-timed for one of the lesser Spices?"

When she discovered his secret affair and confronted him, she said he simply told her: "Yeah, I know. I’m so sorry. I don't know what happened."

It is not known whether or not Geri knew they were in a relationship at the time

 

[Marilyn]

One of the LESSER Spices? There is no such thing, and if there was it wouldn't be GERI.

I hope Geri walks away this time with her head held high and doesn't respond

 

[Mugatu]

She clearly meant in terms of mass. She pays a lot of attention to diet.

 

[straightorbroken]

When she discovered his secret affair and confronted him, she said he simply told her: "Yeah, I know. I’m so sorry. I don't know what happened."

Did Geru drug him?