Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Joseph]

Selena Gomez has been STINKING UP THE SCREEN on this since day dot, so it's not all THESPS.

She’s a better actor than she is singer at least

 

[supermassive]

She really did just speak SHITE, at least now as a Jo Malone trad wife she says nothing without her husband prompting her.

 

[Jark]

absolutely excruciating

 

[Jark]

I'll never bullshit anyone, says woman who's just spoken bullshit for sixty seconds straight

 

[Iguana]

Give her a break, she was only 40.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh that editor (or uploader) knew what they were doing with the "people can smell bullshit" line

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Finn]

Stinking rich though. It COULD BE WORSE

 

[K.C.]

This is why 3 and 4-member girl groups are better.

 

[Rita]

I’m NOT SO SURE. Young Geri Halliwell was ALWAYS a THATCHER LOVER lest we forget.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sorry, Geru was insufferable the second she didn't have Mel B at the other end of the couch rolling her eyes and making herself fall off said couch in order to bring the nonsense back down to something manageable to watch. Best we can hope for now is a good tell all from BB Madge.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry, Geru was insufferable the second she didn't have Mel B at the other end of the couch rolling her eyes and making herself fall off said couch in order to bring the nonsense back down to something manageable to watch.

Geru was at her peak when she had Mel B eating her PUSSY!

 

[Pipo]

Dedicating a WHOLE post to Meryl's bday congratulations is such a Geru choice. Victoria and Mel Beh FUMING!

 

[Jark]

impressive that she wasn't starstruck meeting Dr. Geru Horner Halliwell.

 

[GNL]

impressive that she wasn't starstruck meeting Dr. Geru Horner Halliwell.

Merlu is a very good actress, so she kept her composure, but deep down, she's fangirling.

 

[straightorbroken]

I trust Geru started the encounter by running up to Meryl and exclaiming "Madeline! I need to speak to Madeline at once!" at which point the entire room cheered, applauded or just fainted, thus in 5 seconds a lifelong friendship was sealed, and in even less time Geru's phone was out for Instagram to legtimise the bond and her own status. BB Madge wisely ignored emotional mummy's instructions to tag "all the girls except Mel B".

 

[Halli]

I trust Geru started the encounter by running up to Meryl and exclaiming "Madeline! I need to speak to Madeline at once!" at which point the entire room cheered, applauded or just fainted, thus in 5 seconds a lifelong friendship was sealed, and in even less time Geru's phone was out for Instagram to legtimise the bond and her own status. BB Madge wisely ignored emotional mummy's instructions to tag "all the girls except Mel B".

Pippa sent in for damage control... VB and Mel Beh more fuming than before.

 

[straightorbroken]

VB has Eva Langoria over to split a rivita with next week anyway so has already forgotten Geri's new surname so can't find her in her contacts even if she wanted to, and Mel B won't know if she's furious or just turned on, but will exclusively tell Andy Cohen it were Geri who laughs on Wannabe as she'd just let one rip, and then add it were same with them both in bed too. Andy will be too high on cocaine to know what she's just said and will interrupt at this point with another question. Tour talks will officially have came to a end with Geru leaving all 9 of the leave-so-and-so-out Spice Girls WhatsApp groups.