Convicted Felon Donald Trump - The Wilderness Years - GUILTY! 🍊🚔👮🏾‍♀️🕵‍♂️🚨👨‍⚖️🤏👌🔒

[big ron]

Lots of people are secret fascists

 

[big ron]

Meme pages are a psyop

 

[dmlaw]

At least he was watching good Simpsons. If he’s been watching recent series, being on fire probably came as something of a relief.

 

[K.C.]

Ok but is he #TeamDua or #TeamPerrie? Useless ass manifesto.

 

[Joseph]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Isn't there a conspiracy that he wears an adult nappy as he has no bowel control?

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh his ass is working overtime.

 

[K.C.]

Make America Gassy Again

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ooooh his ass is working overtime.

 

[straightorbroken]

WTF

Such commentary! I half expected her to accelerate to saying "has anyone got a knife and fork?"

 

[Jark]

The immolater’s manifesto:

I have set myself on fire outside the Trump Trial.

My name is Max Azzarello, and I am an investigative researcher who has set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.

theponzipapers.substack.com

this is some utterly unhinged shit

 

[win_the_game]

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Why does he look JAUNDICED?

 

[Soldi]

BURNING FLESH is probably the worst thing I’ve ever smelt. Those poor onlookers.

 

[Tisch]

BURNING FLESH is probably the worst thing I’ve ever smelt. Those poor onlookers.

Ooh were you there for the Joan of Arc sentencing?

 

[Jark]

Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances.​

all we need is critical thinking indeed. The Simpsons as primary cultural brainwashing device (so relevant in 2024) is quite the strategy from an evil elite who are the architects of doomsday.

 

[Lucille]

Omg imagine there’s the burning remains of a human being outside the courtroom you’re in, and you’re just sat there FARTING!

 

[K.C.]

So lemme get this straight. You're stuck choosing between inhaling the fumes of burning flesh outside or sniffing the farts of Donald Trump inside. That's the real conspiracy right there.

 

[Joseph]

I mean that man lives on McDonalds. I know his ass is RANK

 

[VoR]

The self-immolation guy has died. Probably for the best, I can't imagine how awful it would be to actually survive something like that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[VoR]

 

[GNL]

Self immolation is so IN this season.

 

[octophone]

Self immolation is so IN this season.

"Am I a tortured enough poet for you now Taylor?????"

 

[octophone]

I watched a clip of the fart report last night. I'll be honest, unless he's doing it on purpose by having 4 boiled eggs and a bean sandwich before he goes in each day, I struggle to see it as news. But then, the man made his career out of low blows so...his low blows go on the news.

 

[K.C.]

"THE PROSECUTION ARE ALL BOTTOMS"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The video of the self isolation guy is horrendous.

He's still moving but completely burned and still on fire.

 

[Finn]

I haven't seen or heard a thing about the self-immolator outside of Moopy. FLOP!

 

[Finn]

Also, has @Soldi written extensively elsewhere on Moopy about why he has smelled BURNING HUMAN FLESH before, or is everyone else just being VERY POLITE in NOT ASKING?

Because please Soldi I simply must know everything

 

[Lucille]

He probably singed himself with his GHDs!

 

[Kala]

at least I’ve learned that there’s an actual term for setting yourself on fire.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

That's actually kind of funny

 

[Dark Carnival]

In a different universe he’d be serving so much CUNT as a guest judge on RPDR and we would live for it.

But, for now, no he’s just dangerous.

 

[Jark]

nice of him to remove the least offensive of those judgments from his character assassination

 

[Kratz]

He is witty, we have to give him that.

 

[VoR]

Republicans now running on a ’not shooting mischevious puppies is woke’ ticket.

Conservatives condemn Kristi Noem for ‘twisted’ admission of killing dog

Revelation in new book that possible Trump running mate killed ‘untrainable’ hunting dog prompts widespread revulsion

www.theguardian.com

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Joseph]

I loved his Michelle Visage too. That account is hilarious