Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
The two genders of Eurovision song are head to head in Melodifestivalen this year and operating at PEAK PERFORMANCE - a best-in-class ballad about the pain of the last night with a BRIEF PARAMOUR, versus a drag brunch thrill ride about having to fight off your evil mutant twin while escaping to the countryside from NUCLEAR WAR 
Which one do you choose?

Which one do you choose?

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