Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
When my mum was a little girl and her dad wanted to go to the pub he’d put her in a carpet tube in the pantry, you could try that for an hour @Star whilst you pop out?
There's all these bloody rules these days, apparently you're not even allowed to tie them up so they don't move for a bit anymore.

and hope your police are more reasonable than the ones in Derbyshire!

