Coronavirus (4 Viewers)

[Kate]

Zu how many Fray Bentos do you have in the cupboard? I fear you may need to dash down to Poundland before it’s TOO LATE.

OMG an EXCUSE to order them in bulk from the website

 

[Cloud]

All sorts of "oh maybe they will ban conventions / pubs / train stations / airports / etc" going on

Not seen so much hysteria since Y2K

Who’s this mysterious DR WONG?

A feudal timelord?

 

[Alla]

Not seen so much hysteria since Y2K

OMG so true, the millenium bug, nowhere to be seen

 

[octophone]

I see Iran is mobilising 300,000 troops. To do WHAT EXACTLY?

Die, in all likelihood.

 

[octophone]

@big ron Just take some Wet Wipes and a body bag and you’ll be fine. My Monster mask has acquired multiple mystery stains since I bought it so I’m currently wearing this to keep myself discreetly safe and protected while it’s being fumigated at the dry cleaners

You totally had that in the hall cupboard, ready for any occasion.

 

[Indie]

So disappointed that the UK hasn't yet made a top 10 chart breakthrough. still bubbling under at 15th

 

[Shirley]

I might try THIS when I next go out

 

[Shirley]

Not sure how you’d smoke a fag with it on, though. Maybe just scissor out a little hole

 

[Lucille]

So disappointed that the UK hasn't yet made a top 10 chart breakthrough. still bubbling under at 15th

Still better than we'll place at Eurovision.

Not that it's going to HAPPEN. Not looking forward to the SCENES when that's announced.

 

[Diddy]

Maybe it’ll be like the sumo going on in Osaka now. Basically it’s still happening but there’s no audience and it’s on TV

 

[octophone]

So disappointed that the UK hasn't yet made a top 10 chart breakthrough. still bubbling under at 15th

It's dry cough. Means we're low on streaming.

 

[Sheena]

I’m debating whether I should STOCK UP on important things like toilet roll and Nutella just because everyone else is and I don’t want to be left out of the DRAMA!

 

[Diddy]

All the old bags cleaned out all the bog roll in Japan, several hundred litres of alcohol gel so nobody can use any etc etc

 

[Diddy]

Can’t Eurovision just use AR to put a virtual crowd in an empty stadium?

they have countless hours of stock footage of gays with all different flags on their faces. And that twink who seems to be in every group of fan reaction shots every year without ageing

 

[Alla]

Can’t Eurovision just use AR to put a virtual crowd in an empty stadium?

Of course they can, weren't they open to have a virtual QoL Julia Samoylova? I hope they do it. "Look, that's virtual Kala!!".

 

[Diddy]

Virtual Kala, coming live from the uncanny valley

 

[Shirley]

Such a shame the Americal Physical Society conference got cancelled. I really feel for all those people who kept emailing me every fucking day trying to sell me lists of attendees. I DON'T THINK.

 

[lolly]

Mild hysteria in Mr L's office as someone on the floor upstairs has a daughter who has come back from Italy with a cold. I'd like to say surely we're better than this, but clearly that's wishful thinking.

 

[lolly]

UK up to 85 cases.

Top ten yet?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Up to 85 in the UK. Are we top 10 yet?

 

[lolly]

Do they update how many people have recovered from it already?

 

[RS]

85 is not enough for a top 10 position, I’m afraid. You need to step up your game.

 

[lolly]

I didn't not vote Brexit for this humiliation

 

[Lucille]

110 needed to break into the top 10 guys. Don't get too excited.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

110 needed to break into the top 10 guys. Don't get too excited.

Well we jumped 34 today, so I AM GETTING EXCITED.

 

[RS]

All you need is a big BB house party.

 

[lolly]

I'm not sure about BB house parties, but I'm definitely going to lick every door handle I come across in the name of a national push.

 

[lolly]

Out of date already, but I'd recommend this instagram account to anyone with a thing for stats or maps.

 

[Diddy]

Such a shame the Americal Physical Society conference got cancelled.

what an awful idea, as if being social wasn’t bad enough, you have to be physical and American?

 

[Alla]

The only resident in Liechtenstein infected too. That must be the last European country to welcome coronavirus, even when some Eastern ones haven't report any, but come on.

 

[Mats]

when's the movie out?

 

[ameraal]

Do they update how many people have recovered from it already?

51,026 recovered worldwide
3,214 deaths
94,250 total confirmed cases

in europe there have so far been no reported cases in bulgaria, albania, b&h, slovakia, serbia, hungary, montenegro. strangely none in turkey either.

 

[RS]

As if Turkey doesn’t have any.

 

[Shirley]

when's the movie out?

MGM, Universal and Bond producers, Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, announced today that after careful consideration and thorough evaluation of the global theatrical marketplace, the release of NO TIME TO DIE will be postponed until November 2020.

 

[Alla]

OMG seriously?

 

[RS]

Barbara Broccoli

 

[Lucille]

That films been a clusterfuck anyway hasn't it? I'm sure they were gagging for a chance to delay, and surely there'll be A LOT MORE people dying come NOVEMBER?

 

[Indie]

Up to 85 in the UK. Are we top 10 yet?

13th, if you don't count Diamond Princess as a state.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

13th, if you don't count Diamond Princess as a state.

I do not.

 

[RS]

Okay, so we might beat you to the top 10; we just reached 52. We had only 15 two days ago.