Coronavirus

[Ellie]

FINALLY on. I turned off TOTP 1990 for this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The jolly hockey stick tone can do one.

 

[cwej]

Why is he apologising for disturbing our evenings but not for keeping us waiting for two and a half hours?!!?

 

[Star]

I do love a good slide

 

[ButterTart]

He looks a fucking state.

 

[Sheena]

God I’m BORED

 

[Star]

Jesus look at London

 

[cwej]

Why are these slides snipped so you can't see the titles?!?! Is it just me?!

 

[Star]

Anyway just get to the point

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HOW FUCKING DARE HE SAY IT'S OUR FUCKING FAULT.

 

[Madison]

I love Chris Whitty’s catchphrase.

 

[Star]

Why are these slides snipped so you can't see the titles?!?! Is it just me?!

Me too. Hiding information from us

 

[Mats]

Why are these slides snipped so you can't see the titles?!?! Is it just me?!

truly a dilettante show

 

[Suomi]

Why are these slides snipped so you can't see the titles?!?! Is it just me?!

honestly, I’ve seen more sophisticated SHOW N TELLS!

 

[Eddie]

BLOODY teenagers

 

[Rachey]

The island is so low. Can't we stay out of lockdown. We've been GOOD.

 

[cwej]

honestly, I’ve seen more sophisticated SHOW N TELLS!

It's astonishing. If I did a presentation like this to my staff at work I'd be absolutely embarrassed. And teachers get a bad rap! I've never seen anything so unprofessional.

 

[ButterTart]

Good luck at the next election if this rambling shite delays Strictly, dickheads.

 

[Star]

BLOODY teenagers

I couldn't see what age range that was.

 

[Jark]

well I don't mind the wait considering this Keynote is so SNAZZY and ENGAGING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

News channel has better visuals.

 

[Madison]

 

[Peekaboo]

NEXT SLIDE PLEASE.

 

[Star]

Those words on the slides are actually illegible

 

[cwej]

SOMEONE GIVE HIM THE FUCKING CLICKER SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SAY NEXT SLIDE PLEASE EVERY 15 SECONDS.

Again... if I did this at work I'd be MORTIFIED.

 

[Peekaboo]

Sort the ratio of that screen BBC for fuck's sake.

 

[monsta]

This is literally just like one of my old uni lectures.

Can’t I just get a fucking print out of the slides?

 

[Rachey]

There's lots of pretty colours in these slides.

 

[Rita]

Oh they are on. This SHITE is messing with my Strictly fix.

 

[lolly]

IS JADE THIRWALL OUT OF ISOLATION YET?

 

[monsta]

I take back feeling very vexed about Nicola the past few weeks when you actually see the fucking SHAMBLES south of the border!

 

[Zu]

OH JUST SAY WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. I’m not a STATISTICIAN

 

[Star]

This is literally just like one of my old uni lectures.

Can’t i just get a fucking print out of the slides?

I was thinking that

 

[ButterTart]

I've visited INDISTINCT BLACK SQUIGGLE hospital, lovely place.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

34 users though

 

[Rita]

These 3 give me the CREEPS.

HALLOWEEN INDEED.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Some of that data is freely available if any of you are interested in looking at it properly by the way...

 

[Madison]

Peaking on Christmas Day.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

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[lolly]

It is just like one of those awful team meetings when some wanker does a presentation and I sit at the back with my eyes closed, thinking ill just wait until someone emails me if its important