Gold plated crisps? Pizza bites with access to a villa in Tuscany?I've been out and spent £100 in the supermarket and I only bought 12 bottles of beer and some BITS AND BOBS
I imagine butter and coffee would probably do it.Gold plated crisps? Pizza bites with access to a villa in Tuscany?

BBQing as we speak!Replaced my car battery, done a food shop and was contemplating gardening but I’ve sacked that off. Going to a BBQ later![]()
Or as Pete Waterman might say - Hottest day ever recorded on Earth!Hottest ever day in May on record![]()
Pics or it didn't happen.I left my house in a vest top. But i’m in my DILF phase so its fine.
Was that you who went past my house earlier? I shouted you to drop down a gear because your legs were going like the clappers and you were barely moving? Was the shirtless wonder Glynn of the tinribs?Went on a 2 hour cycle, so quite excited that I can keep this going to build my stamina up again in time for resuming my sports club activities. Had to take the front wheel off to fit the bike in my car - I almost felt butch, not least because I got oil and dirt on my arms. Even more excited to see if I get a tan (had a vest on, but shades and cap on so probably not going to have a warm glow on the face). Only had one slightly wheezing moment, but I was really going for it up a hill (slightly scared when a shirtless wonder started shouting, I think, to encourage me).

Had you thought about just being independently wealthy and fabulous?Well some of us were working today![]()
Had you thought about just being independently wealthy and fabulous?

On way back from the beach. Was busy but not so offensive that it was bad. The meal was delicious.
I think I've hit my Frinton era.