Countess Luann's UK TOUR

[VoR]

Sounds like when I saw Margarita Pracatan

Quite an apt comparison I’d say!

 

[Lucille]

I actually thought her voice WASN’T BAD! And she’d clearly got a hold of some DECENT COKE before proceedings.

 

[VoR]

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t WATER in that cup she was constantly sipping from…

 

[VoR]

Some of my best snaps from Thursday night

I'm not even a particularly musically astute person, but her 'drumming' during her rendition of Light My Fire was absolutely sending me.

Not pictured: the moment she tried to do a dramatic Madonna-esque bouquet toss, only for it to get caught on her wrist and embarassingly land about half a foot away from where she was standing.

Weirdest Taskmaster lineup ever.

 

[jivafox]

Are you honestly trying to say those photos aren’t AI VoR?

 

[VoR]

Alas, that's just the standard of unnecessary gay cosmetic surgery in Manchester

 

[VoR]

You should see the state of @Alex

 

[AlgoAlex]

You should see the state of @Alex

 

[Lucille]

Koko completely ran out of WINE last night, the gays drank the place DRY.

 

[Apoca]

Jenna Maroney walked so Luann could FLY, it makes perfect sense that @VoR has succumbed to her many charms and few talents quickly.

 

[Apoca]

 

[untilted]

I also don’t think Lu is a truly terrible singer. I mean she lacks range and clearly she has zero technique BUT I think if she was your mate and jumped on karaoke after a couple of drinks you’d go “ooh she’s quite good isn’t she?”

 

[AlgoAlex]

 

[Tisch]

Someone ask her to drink some water or some honey or lemon or something, each video I just hear her voice more and more shot to pieces. she's giving TOO MUCH

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm sure she only smokes a sensible 74 a day. And drinks just as sensibly.

 

[AlgoAlex]

We finally have a video for her latest musical offering

 

[Iguana]

I wouldn't like to bump into this Mary F. Kill

 

[Iguana]

It's actually pretty good in a Geri Halliwell unreleased third album track kind of way

 

[AlgoAlex]

It's actually pretty good in a Geri Halliwell unreleased third album track kind of way

I do love the WOAH WOAH WOAAAAH bits in the chorus

 

[Lucille]

omg she stayed at Tilda’s castle.

 

[VoR]

She's still speaking like she has about a third of a working lung left, but what an inspired booking