Crazychris's savings tips.

[crazychris]

You'll thank me for saving a few pennies.

Cling-film to cover cooked food in fridge. Re-use it again. Don't just crunch it up and sling it.

Freezer bags. Re-use. I freeze individual amounts of cooked chicken, beef, fish etc for dog. Then when I use it, re-use the bags as doggy poo bags!

When you finish a bottle of sauce, ketchup, mayo etc, use a bit of a new one then stand the old one upside down on top of the new one to drain any residue. Waste not want not.

Do you ever get a Mother in the bottle of your vinegar shaker? like a slimy amoeba. Don't throw your vinegar. Fish it out and bin it or just leave it...
Doesn't harm it in any way.

More may follow.

 

[crazychris]

Fell free to add any yourself.

Don't flush the loo after you have a wee. If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.....We're on a water meter. Always offer to water wife's plants in pots outside. She puts too much and don't need watering daily.

 

[Soldi]

This thread is giving NANCY’S CHRISTMAS TIPS.

 

[crazychris]

This thread is giving NANCY’S CHRISTMAS TIPS.

Happy To Help.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Freezer bags. Re-use. I freeze individual amounts of cooked chicken, beef, fish etc for dog. Then when I use it, re-use the bags as doggy poo bags!

@Martha Skidd does this the other way around!

 

[Lucille]

I don’t use toilet roll at all, just a bit of OLD HOOF.

 

[big ron]

FILL FESTIVE OR COLOURFUL SOCKS WITH SOIL (OR SCRUNCHED UP PAGES OF A MAGAZINE) AND HANG THEM FROM YOUR TREE AS A DECORATION.

NANCY DID IT BETTER

 

[Agneeta]

Cling-film to cover cooked food in fridge. Re-use it again. Don't just crunch it up and sling it.

Or you could buy tupperware once and store it there.

 

[Shirley]

I don't have a dog Chris what do I do? I mean I love Michaela Strachan but I'm not breastfeeding her llama again

 

[Agneeta]

Please explain mother in vinegar.

 

[GNL]

This thread is giving NANCY’S CHRISTMAS TIPS.

How dare you.

 

[K.C.]

I haven't saved a single cent since opening this thread. False advertising.

 

[Sheena]

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT

 

[crazychris]

Please explain mother in vinegar.

The "mother" forms in vinegar, like a slimy brown ameoba thing but it's harmless. Wife buys apple cider vinegar and it comes with the mother in the bottom of the bottle.

Mother of vinegar - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[crazychris]

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT

Our dog does that if we don't pick it up straight away. A lot of puppies do and does no harm. Bit of extra recycling.

 

[crazychris]

I haven't saved a single cent since opening this thread. False advertising.

Oh stop moaning.....

 

[crazychris]

I don’t use toilet roll at all, just a bit of OLD HOOF.

Or a big leaf....

 

[Sardonicus]

IF YOUR VET INSISTS ON A TIP, LEARN TO SAY NO

 

[Inner Smile]

And you lot thought I was bad

 

[Inner Smile]

My tip is don't gamble. I predict I could have had about 40K in the bank had I never gambled

 

[crazychris]

Don't buy Maccy D's delicious Filet-o-Fish. Make your own. I make Filet-O-Chris.

2 Warburton's thins, (preferable brown,healthier), 6 quality fish fingers, not that minced fish crap or pollock, 4 slices of cheese. Butter the thins, 2 slices of cheese and 3 fish fingers on each and tartare sauce or ketchup if you prefer, generously on top. BINGO and just as good as Maccy's.

 

[Indie]

Nobody has ever, or will ever, wanted a filet-o-chris.

 

[Suomi]

Don't buy Maccy D's delicious Filet-o-Fish. Make your own. I make Filet-O-Chris.

2 Warburton's thins, (preferable brown,healthier), 6 quality fish fingers, not that minced fish crap or pollock, 4 slices of cheese. Butter the thins, 2 slices of cheese and 3 fish fingers on each and tartare sauce or ketchup if you prefer, generously on top. BINGO and just as good as Maccy's.

But buying all those ingredients costs more than the original McDonalds product

 

[big ron]

Lord give me the confidence of the idiot who thinks he just invented the fish finger butty

 

[crazychris]

Nobody has ever, or will ever, wanted a filet-o-chris.

Don't be too sure....

 

[Halli]

I don't get the sauce one. So its squeezing the last bit out of the old sauce bottle to make sure its all used?

 

[K.C.]

Filet-o-shit more like

 

[Shoat]

I haven't been able to get past the very first hint of "cling film your food"

GAME CHANGER

I'd just been leaving it out for the moths to feed

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MORE HINTS AND TIPS PLEASE

 

[Sheena]

[Crazychris]: Make sure you use every sheet of the toilet roll, it will last you longer[/Crazychris]

 

[Sheena]

(Sheryl Crow fuming)

 

[Agneeta]

Don't buy Maccy D's delicious Filet-o-Fish. Make your own. I make Filet-O-Chris.

2 Warburton's thins, (preferable brown,healthier), 6 quality fish fingers, not that minced fish crap or pollock, 4 slices of cheese. Butter the thins, 2 slices of cheese and 3 fish fingers on each and tartare sauce or ketchup if you prefer, generously on top. BINGO and just as good as Maccy's.

Recreating an unpopular fast food item for extra expense and energy is exactly why I'm here.

 

[Agneeta]

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT

Our dog does that if we don't pick it up straight away. A lot of puppies do and does no harm. Bit of extra recycling.

You shit on the floor?

 

[crazychris]

I don't get the sauce one. So its squeezing the last bit out of the old sauce bottle to make sure its all used?

Basically, yes. You can't squeeze glass bottles though.

 

[crazychris]

You shit on the floor?

NO. She eats her own..

 

[Agneeta]

You can squeeze glass bottles though.

Excited for the risk of squeezing glass.

 

[Agneeta]

NO. She eats her own..

Your poor wife.

 

[crazychris]

Lord give me the confidence of the idiot who thinks he just invented the fish finger butty

These are not your common bung cheap fish fingers between 2 slices of cheap white bread sarnies though. These are gourmet fish sandwiches.

 

[Agneeta]

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING WE ARE WITNESSING THE INVENTION OF THE GOURMET FISH FINGER SANDWICH!

 

[Halli]

What constitutes it as Gourmet I wonder - sourdough maybe