Crazychris's savings tips.

[floppet]

These are not your common bung cheap fish fingers between 2 slices of cheap white bread sarnies though. These are gourmet fish sandwiches.

Once Warbys was mentioned it could no longer be called gourmet by any stretch of the imagination

 

[crazychris]

Filet-o-shit more like

Well I love them. Did have 2 Double Filet-O-Fish delivered last week but only because they were BOGOF. About £8. each.

 

[Agneeta]

What constitutes it as Gourmet I wonder - sourdough maybe

High end fish fingers of course.

 

[floppet]

I had a fish finger butty for dinner today, on a Warbys soft roll, but I didn't have any tartare sauce left in the office fridge so it was quite bland. Proper council dinner.

 

[Agneeta]

It must be these high end Captain Birdseye fish fingers at just £51 for ten. A SNIP!

Birds Eye 10 Breaded Omega 3 Fish Fingers 280g 280g × 12 : Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

Free delivery and returns on all eligible orders. Shop Birds Eye 10 Breaded Omega 3 Fish Fingers 280g 280g × 12.

amzn.eu

 

[crazychris]

What constitutes it as Gourmet I wonder - sourdough maybe

No, brown thins, good quality fish filet fingers, haddock or cod and a nice tartare sauce.We get Batts, 64p in Lidl.

 

[Halli]

How can people afford Gas as well

 

[Agneeta]

SUCH LUXURY!

 

[crazychris]

It must be these high end Captain Birdseye fish fingers at just £51 for ten. A SNIP!

Birds Eye 10 Breaded Omega 3 Fish Fingers 280g 280g × 12 : Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

Free delivery and returns on all eligible orders. Shop Birds Eye 10 Breaded Omega 3 Fish Fingers 280g 280g × 12.

amzn.eu

NO. Note it says FILLET but it's Alaskan pollock. And that's an Amazon seller rip-off. Who's gonna pay that.

No, Sainsbury's cod fillet, £1.79 for 10. Three packets does me 6 sarnies then 2 for the doggie...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MORE HINTS AND TIPS PLEASE

I'M STILL WAITING

 

[crazychris]

How can people afford Gas as well

Ring your Gas company, am sure they'll help you if you get a sympathetic worker in the office there. Not at 4.59 though tend to be ready for home!

 

[crazychris]

I'M STILL WAITING

So was Diana Ross.....I'm thinking.....Be patient.

 

[crazychris]

Here's one. Bacon's gone up so we buy Sainsburys cooking bacon for butties, a quid for 500g. Can be smoked, unsmoked, thick, thin, streaky, back. Some pieces are 4 inch thick so you've to cut them. You never know what a pack may hold but cheap....and fine in Sarnies.- or pasta bolognese.

 

[crazychris]

Sorry, double post.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Here's one. Bacon's gone up so we buy Sainsburys cooking bacon for butties, a quid for 500g. Can be smoked, unsmoked, thick, thin, streaky, back. Some pieces are 4 inch thick so you've to cut them. You never know what a pack may hold but cheap....and fine in Sarnies.- or pasta bolognese.

Thank you, this will change my life and finances

 

[crazychris]

Filet-o-shit more like

They're not a big seller in Maccy D's. Not compared to Big Macs, McNuggets

 

[crazychris]

Thank you, this will change my life and finances

Well why pay 3 or 4 quid for bacon when that's just as good. Even better, got some for 29p last week, as it was the date so frozen it.

 

[Agneeta]

I bet you love a good COUPON.

 

[crazychris]

I bet you love a good COUPON.

Oh yes. Just trying to email Morrisons. Had one emailed to me, save £5 if you spend over £40 excluding delivery charge. So spending £41 and won't work. WHAT. Says you have not reached spending requirement. I HAVE. Am not stupid. CON.

 

[big ron]

PLEASE SOMEONE CLOSE THIS THREAD I CANT COPE WITH ALL OF THIS GROUND BREAKING ADVICE

 

[Agneeta]

It's ALL GO around Crazy Chris'!

 

[crazychris]

It's ALL GO around Crazy Chris'!

Party when wife next goes Philippines....Bacon butties and Filet-O-Chris.

 

[K.C.]

Pro tip: Save toilet paper by wiping with your hands!

 

[funky]

I remember going to the market with ME NAN and they would sell BAGS OF BROKEN BISCUITS

Do they still do them? In fact do MARKETS STILL EXIST? I haven't been POVO for a GOOD WHILE

 

[Tisch]

Sorry, double post.

Can't believe you wasted internet bandwidth like this, think of the COST

 

[Kate]

PERSONALLY I insist on Waitrose Lemon Sole Goujons in a GAIL'S OLIVE CIABATTA, with Duchy Organic truffle gouda and a homemade jizz dressing.

 

[Agneeta]

PERSONALLY I insist on Waitrose Lemon Sole Goujons in a GAIL'S OLIVE CIABATTA, with Duchy Organic truffle gouda and a homemade jizz dressing.

Cost pls

 

[Agneeta]

Save on soap and water by just SPITTING IN YOUR HAND.

 

[Agneeta]

Since opening this topic I've saved 27p. I can't believe it.

 

[Sardonicus]

DON'T BOTHER BUYING MILK

RUN INTO THE NEAREST FIELD & SUCKLE ON A PASSING COW INSTEAD

 

[Pipo]

Instead of having dinner, I go to sleep early and I've saved loads

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Since opening this topic I've saved 27p. I can't believe it.

You'll have a DEPOSIT FOR A HOME before you know it!

 

[Agneeta]

You'll have a DEPOSIT FOR A HOME before you know it!

I'm going to buy my very own AVACADO.

 

[floppet]

Save money on snacks by picking your nose and eating the crows.

 

[Kate]

PERSONALLY I insist on Waitrose Lemon Sole Goujons in a GAIL'S OLIVE CIABATTA, with Duchy Organic truffle gouda and a homemade jizz dressing.

£13.75 plus whatever you generously tip the tramp for his jizz. BARGAIN!

 

[Agneeta]

Kate in TRAMP TIPPING SCANDAL.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

£13.75 plus whatever you generously tip the tramp for his jizz. BARGAIN!

Please tell me you use a PREMIUM SHOPPING DELIVERY SERVICE?

 

[Kate]

Please tell me you use a PREMIUM SHOPPING DELIVERY SERVICE?

Of course. Only the finest Molton Brown moisturiser for my hands.

 

[K.C.]

My high school friend's mom used to only flush the toilet after every SECOND SHIT.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to save on toilet paper