Cruz Beckham - Optics + Lick the Toad

[Voodoo]

Cruz announced that two singles – Optics and Lick the Toad – will be released this Friday October 24.

Pre-save: https://www.cruzbeckham.co.uk/

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

I only have room for one Beckham double A-Side in my life thank you

 

[Joseph]

Is he going for the foot crowd

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate that I’m intrigued

 

[Dark Carnival]

Though I know that will be quickly solved once I hear the material

 

[PercyPig]

I know we’re supposed to love “Vic” for her deadpan and hilarious humour but are we supposed to take the rest of the Beckham’s entirely seriously?

 

[big ron]

Cruz announced that two singles – Optics and Lick the Toad – will be released this Friday October 24.

Pre-save: https://www.cruzbeckham.co.uk/

Stop showing feet pls

 

[Dark Carnival]

LICK THE TO(E)AD

 

[Jark]

I cannot stop hollering at LICK THE TOAD!

 

[Jark]

don't mind if I DO!

 

[jivafox]

 

[K.C.]

Maybe the Spice Girls' kids can now form their own band?

 

[Dark Carnival]

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I can't believe it, the only time she speaks positively of her experience as a Spice Girl is to bring her own son down!

AWFUL MOTHER!

 

[Voodoo]

 

[jivafox]

 

[dUb]

 

[Lucille]

I knew I’d find you in here.

 

[dUb]

And why's that

 

[Halli]

He's the new PRESTON/ORDINARY BOYS!

 

[Jark]

girls I'm almost ready to lick the toad

 

[Music]

He definitely got his vocal ability from Vicky

 

[Jark]

I took a lick (mother nature) and wow. is this the new RAY OF LIGHT?

 

[Jark]

when Vicky B told call her daddy that Cruz writes all his own songs, did she know she was throwing him under the bus? credit somebody else!!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Voodoo]

Could he be the next Harry Styles?

 

[Eddie]

Could he be the next Harry Styles?

 

[Joseph]

Could he be the next Harry Styles?

 

[Jark]

Could he be the next Harry Styles?

can't tell if this is satire

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Pipo]

This is awful, but good for him.

also, WHERE IS BROOKLYN? Has Vic DISOWNED HIM because of her awful daughter-in-law?

 

[Jark]

This is awful, but good for him.

also, WHERE IS BROOKLYN? Has Vic DISOWNED HIM because of her awful daughter-in-law?

he and madame peltz have disowned the family! it's one sided beef apparently. what a wicked woman she is.

 

[Ellie]

can't tell if this is satire

I does sound like one of the joke songs at the end of Spitting Image or Not The 9 o’Clock News!

 

[Eddie]

Surely this will FLOP. I don't want there to be any delusions that an ounce of musical talent runs in this family.

 

[Pipo]

Victoria's bridge in Say You'll Be There and Viva Forever's middle-8 deserve all the musical praise in the world and are probably more worthy of credit than whatever Cruz farts out, thank you, Eddie.

 

[K.C.]

So did anyone end up licking the toad??

 

[Joseph]

That toad is far too young for me

 

[Agneeta]

Surely this will FLOP. I don't want there to be any delusions that an ounce of musical talent runs in this family.

Don't worry it isn't in the iTunes top 200

 

[Dark Carnival]

First time I’ve of Brooklyn’s wife and their feud with the Beckhams. I bet Victoria was a cow to them.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That toad is far too young for me

Romeo is the only cute one.