Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[ButterTart]

So he admits the earlier denials about Barnard Castle were LIES?

He admits his own wife’s account was a LIE?

 

[Soldi]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes, this can't possibly have been a good idea surely

So he admits the earlier denials about Barnard Castle were LIES?

He admits his own wife’s account was a LIE?

 

[COB]

Hate that nasty cheap pasting table.

 

[Shirley]

NO REGRETS

 

[Madison]

They call on the Tory to ask the first question, of course.

 

[cwej]

Je Ne Regrette Rien.

 

[VoR]

How is this tragic little Milhouse so influential?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He is blaming the media. What a surprise

 

[cwej]

They call on the Tory to ask the first question, of course.

I'm OK with what she's asking though.

 

[PercyPig]

That was hardly the big revelation that would make us all go “Jesus Christ we got it wrong!”

 

[Soldi]

Oh WHERES MY FUCKING VIOLIN

 

[Beverley]

I can't believe this stuttering, pathetic thing is the brains behind the whole operation

 

[Suomi]

This was a...mistake


Everyone knows the right thing to do when you've committed a crime is to say nothing or to start crying.

 

[cwej]

How is this tragic little Milhouse so influential?

He really does seem like the kind of person who would be bottom of the pecking order in any normal office. It's so odd.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh PISS OFF!

 

[Christian]

This is MADNESS

 

[Suomi]

Wow, won't apologise...he really doesn't care does he?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He needs to fucking resign!

 

[rocketstail]

What a fucking MAGGOT.

 

[Zu]

JUST FUCKING RESIGN!

 

[Christian]

Just RESIGN

If your job needs all this PALAVER, you're doing it WRONG

 

[COB]

All this has done is keep the story going for another day, surely!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a snivelling LITTLE PRICK!

 

[Madison]

Well done LauraK - nice work you twat.

 

[Lucille]

Was there not a NICER table in the whole of Downing Street?

 

[cwej]

SACK HIM NOW.

Zero apology. NONE.

 

[rocketstail]

Jettison him into the SUN.

 

[cwej]

Was there not a NICER table in the whole of Downing Street?

Looks like the remnants of a Village Fete after everyone's taken all the prizes from the tombola.

 

[Suomi]

He really does seem like the kind of person who would be bottom of the pecking order in any normal office. It's so odd.

I think you have to remember his demeanour yesterday leaving his house is more true to what he's like - this timid act is just an act. He's barely masking his contempt for the whole situation

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BBC going with 'no regrets'

 

[Soldi]

I hope people don’t FORGET this come 2024.

 

[cwej]

I think you have to remember his demeanour yesterday leaving his house is more true to what he's like - this timid act is just an act. He's barely masking his contempt for the whole situation

The way he was yesterday wouldn't get you anywhere in an office either. You've got to have some kind of charisma that helps get you promotions and into positions normally. It's utterly bizarre how he is unable to show any humanity ever.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Of course HE BROKE THE RULES.

I am LIVID.

 

[BoysForSeles]

If he’s 48 then I believe Sinitta,39, may actually be 39.

 

[COB]

Looks like the remnants of a Village Fete after everyone's taken all the prizes from the tombola.

Apart from a misshapen old Toby jug

 

[Beverley]

How is this tragic little Milhouse so influential?

All indications suggest that he is also a pawn for bigger forces.

 

[Soldi]

Barnard Castle was a 43 mile drive from his parents supposedly.

 

[cwej]

Apart from a misshapen old Toby jug

I don't know if you mean the jug or him.

 

[Apoca]

I can't believe this stuttering, pathetic thing is the brains behind the whole operation

And yet, looking at the way the entire COVID19-crisis has been handled in the UK... it's all making more and more sense by the day. Unfortunately.