Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Lucille]

No surprise but utterly embarrassing to watch.

 

[octophone]

What was said?

Basically, DC did the right thing and that most of what's been said about this has been lies despite the fact that all of it has been demonstrably true and that he absolutely did the wrong thing.

 

[ButterTart]

What was said?

He basically said Cummings not only did the right thing, but he did it with integrity.

Johnson has made a catastrophic error here, the second after not dying when he had the chance.

 

[Lucille]

Jesus. BoJo's not just shat the bed over Cummings, he's also pressing on with opening the schools.

He needs another story to distract the public!

 

[octophone]

This is pure fucking Orwell.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He basically said Cummings not only did the right thing, but he did it with integrity.

Johnson has made a catastrophic error here, the second after not dying when he had the chance.

Shitting hell.

 

[octophone]

He needs another story to distract the public!

Oh, I know but could he not have injected Priti Patel with leprosy instead?

 

[Shirley]

He acted “responsibly, legally and with integrity”

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Boris is defending him right now on the briefing. He's not going anywhere.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Terror attack incoming

 

[Soldi]

In that case, anyone want to go on their jolly’s to Newcastle? Remember to bring your integrity with you!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think this could a good thing. There is no wiggle room now. If a picture or video emerges of the alleged trips after isolation (which I think is reasonably likely), it will cause the maximum damage this scandal could possibly have done to the government.

 

[COB]

In that case, anyone want to go on their jolly’s to Newcastle? Remember to bring your integrity with you!

Hot twist - that Moopymeet we were talking about is actually happening TOMORROW, see you on Canal St girls

 

[ButterTart]

Might knock over a post office later. My family need the money so I’d be doing it with integrity.

 

[COB]

Anyone bringing their MASK to be permanently banned.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyone for a HOT SUCK AND FUCK ORGY?

For the children of course.

 

[Lucille]

Hot twist - that Moopymeet we were talking about is actually happening TOMORROW, see you on Canal St girls

Remember to bring your desperately ill wife!

 

[rocketstail]

What an absolute fucking shitshow.

 

[Logic?]

I think this could a good thing. There is no wiggle room now. If a picture or video emerges of the alleged trips after isolation (which I think is reasonably likely), it will cause the maximum damage this scandal could possibly have done to the government.

Yep if the Daily Mirror have more information and drop it this will be DELICIOUS! It was exceptional journalism keeping the further sightings unreported until the party came out on the defensive. Wishful thinking maybe but I'm ready for PART THREE

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Anyone for a HOT SUCK AND FUCK ORGY?

For the children of course.

Is it going to be with integrity though?

 

[ButterTart]

Yep if the Daily Mirror have more information and drop it this will be DELICIOUS! It was exceptional journalism keeping the further sightings unreported until the party came out on the defensive. Wishful thinking maybe but I'm ready for PART THREE

I reckon there are photos knocking about. You don’t drive from one end of the country to the other and not get picked up by a single camera.

 

[rocketstail]

Anyone for a HOT SUCK AND FUCK ORGY?

For the children of course.

And done with integrity of course.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is it going to be with integrity though?

Integrity is the name of the bareback trust sling!

 

[Lucille]

Yep if the Daily Mirror have more information and drop it this will be DELICIOUS! It was exceptional journalism keeping the further sightings unreported until the party came out on the defensive. Wishful thinking maybe but I'm ready for PART THREE

Wishful thinking but imagine the GAG if they drop photos as soon as the press conference is over.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wishful thinking but imagine the GAG if they drop photos as soon as the press conference is over.

Hot reveal during the questioning so Johnson is stunned Infront of us

 

[Shirley]

No wonder he had to do the show. Even MICHAEL GOVE would BAULK at coming out with that shit.

 

[COB]

Anyone for a HOT SUCK AND FUCK ORGY?

For the children of course.

I'd consider it my responsibility as a father!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The ever evolving title of this thread is both and at the same time...

 

[Soldi]

Hot reveal during the questioning so Johnson is stunned Infront of us

In the words of Lea Walker

“I’m such a bad judge o characta”

 

[COB]

Ian. Ian. Unmute. IAN.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ian. Ian. Unmute. IAN.

I bet Laura K wouldn't have been on mute. Boris wouldn't have had that.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

'Any parent, any father would understand that.'

Oh, OK then. Thanks for MANSPLAINING it to us PLEBS Boris.

What a fucking shower of shit!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I heard Boris calls his rimming seat 'Laura Kuenssberg'.

 

[ButterTart]

Johnson is shitting down his own legs with every word now. ‘Do what you want, when you want’ is now the official lockdown guidance.

 

[D5K]

Johnson is shitting down his own legs with every word now. ‘Do what you want, when you want’ is now the official lockdown guidance.

Had no idea he was a Gaga fan.

 

[VoR]

This is actual insanity

 

[Cerro de Casa]

'His objective was to stop the spread of the virus.'

By driving 260 miles when you have Covid19 symptoms?

Oh OK then!!

 

[rocketstail]

Never seen or heard so much BULLSHIT, even from BoJo himself.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I haven't actually watched. I appreciate my crockery and TV.

 

[Beverley]

Probably the most compulsive presser so far