Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Suomi]

I feel SICK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I haven't actually watched. I appreciate my crockery and TV.

I feel like I'm having an out of body experience. Honestly.

 

[Madison]

Can we get some better journalists please?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

'I really think most people would understand.'

NO WE DO NOT!

 

[D5K]

I haven't actually watched. I appreciate my crockery and TV.

Same here.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Can we get some better journalists please?

Coincidence?

 

[VoR]

He's not going to budge from that one-line answer, regardless of the question, is he?

 

[Lucille]

Charlie Cooper

 

[octophone]

Never mind breaking lockdown, if I broke his fucking legs and said I did it with integrity...well, I;d be a hero one way or the other.

 

[COB]

Ha!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Charlie Cooper

Yes and finally a competent journalist THUS far today...

 

[Madison]

Pin to the PM FFS.

When did he know? Did he approve?

 

[COB]

He thought it was onto the next question there, but strangely sexy Charlie with large hair was still lurking

 

[octophone]

Never seen or heard so much BULLSHIT, even from BoJo himself.

I know, even his own standards of self-serving horseshit have been outdone today.

 

[octophone]

I feel SICK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's not going to budge from that one-line answer, regardless of the question, is he?

It's the age old 'repeat the same lie over and over again and it becomes the truth' isn't it...

It might work in normal circumstances with their supporters... but not in the current climate. Or one would hope so at least...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The lady

 

[Ellie]

I honestly think he didn’t have symptoms at all and just went to visit his parents. The COVID-19 and grave concern to the welfare of a child seemed like a better excuse, but it’s just opened a much worse can of worms and he’s now caught in a web of lies.

 

[Madison]

FFS
A local story?

EDIT: that’s better

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I just hope someone has taken a picture of him and/or the number plate when he supposedly visited that castle...

 

[COB]

The lady

Some will forget your origins as a Catherine Calderwood stan account, but not me.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

FFS
A local story?

EDIT: that’s better

Lured him in with a local story and then pounced

 

[ButterTart]

In a world where Ed Milliband can become a public hate figure for eating a bacon sandwich, surely this display is enough to get Johnson burned at the stake? Never witnessed such contempt for the public in all my life.

I’ve just got loads of retweets just for calling him a cunt in capital letters, which says all it needs to about the mood of the country right now.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Some will forget your origins as a Catherine Calderwood stan account, but not me.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

He couldn't get out of there quick enough

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love that BBC reporters drop all neutrality on Twitter these days...

 

[Beverley]

This story needs to not go away. The press can't get distracted with another story. That is the only way to progress with this.

 

[octophone]

He couldn't get out of there quick enough

Yes but he shat it and ran with integrity.

 

[dmlaw]

So now it's just a question f whether Cummings has lied to Johnson or Johnson has lied to everyone. Praying that we get a twofer here.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This pretty much sums Boris up on this...

 

[Shirley]

Johnson has lied to everyone

Well THAT's hardly anything NEW

 

[COB]

 

[VoR]

Can't help the bleak feeling that in the grand scheme of things none of this is going to amount to anything at all.

It's four years until the next election and they have a massive majority, they know they can do whatever the fuck they like.

 

[Suomi]

 

[Logic?]

Suomi beat me to it

 

[VoR]

Who'll be in charge of that account?

 

[Suomi]

Can't help the bleak feeling that in the grand scheme of things none of this is going to amount to anything at all.

It's four years until the next election and they have a massive majority, they know they can do whatever the fuck they like.

I hear you, but I think that would be more likely if coronavirus was over and this story had then leaked. We’re still living with the virus and so the story is not going to go away...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG!

 

[Logic?]

Is this REAL? Fuck

 

[VoR]

The civil service tweet has already been deleted