Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[cwej]

Being late is just so PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE

I honestly have no idea what Dom Cum sounds like. I’m hoping for a revoltingly thin and reedy voice

It's a disgusting voice. It really is. It's one of the reasons I hate him more than the cabinet.

 

[straightorbroken]

Hoping for a visible stain after that Monica Lewinsky post.

 

[jivafox]

I hope he vomits down himself.

 

[cwej]

It's either a powerplay or he's shitting himself.

I honestly reckon it's neither. He just DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

 

[Madison]

 

[PercyPig]

Being late is just so PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE

I honestly have no idea what Dom Cum sounds like. I’m hoping for a revoltingly thin and reedy voice. SHRILL would be a bonus

Have you not seen the “it’s not about looks is it though DAHHHHLING” video?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All this on a bank holiday weekend!

 

[COB]

Hurry it up, Trash!

 

[Madison]

 

[ButterTart]

“Sorry I’m late, lads. Traffic was murder on the M1.”

 

[Peekaboo]

Police in Durham have just confirmed they spoke to his father on 1st April and he said both Dominic and his wife had Corona and were self-isolating.

Maybe he's HASTILY re-writing his statement to accommodate this NEWS.

 

[Lucille]

Maybes he’s DIED!

 

[cwej]

All this on a bank holiday weekend!

STFU!? It's bank holiday? I literally had NO IDEA!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STFU!? It's bank holiday? I literally had NO IDEA!!

 

[Zu]

Maybes he’s DIED!

I was thinking he might be in the toilet shaking and sobbing uncontrollably but I much prefer the DIED option

 

[cwej]

I barely knew it was Monday to be honest.

 

[VoR]

I don't think he's going to come out...

 

[Madison]

Maybe he's FREAKING OUT

 

[Soldi]

I don't think he's going to come out...

That’s homophobic Britain for you

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That’s homophobic Britain for you

Hi 1986.

 

[VoR]

 

[VoR]

Of course, the longer he leaves it, the less time there is for questions before the 5pm briefing...

 

[Madison]

Related threads:

Do you think Simon played a part in Jamie's downfall?
OT: "Thong Chafing Brought About My Downfall" claims crestfallen Anthea Turner

 

[Jark]

That’s homophobic Britain for you

He's honestly too badly dressed to be homo.

 

[Madison]

Wow. There are middle-aged Englishmen named Joey.

 

[nerys]

All this endless waffle very much giving us:

 

[cwej]

This newsreader not hiding his contempt for the half-hour delay so far...

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Can they not being back the wild eyed leftist girl who was speaking from East London at 4pm? She was BANG ON

 

[Dark Carnival]

Of course, the longer he leaves it, the less time there is for questions before the 5pm briefing...

it’s like that time I organised my PhD defence at 11 am so that the jury gets hungry quick and asks less questions. I got roasted for two hours and a half

 

[Madison]

Anyway, how's things?

 

[Soldi]

Can they not being back the wild eyed leftist girl who was speaking from East London at 4pm? She was BANG ON

That right wing cunt - “But a Labour MP went for a picnic!!!11”

 

[Zu]

OMG that picture of the FACE OF EVIL just now

 

[Lucille]

I got roasted for two hours and a half

 

[Shirley]

Half an hour late
More CONTEMPT

 

[Lucille]

Anyway, how's things?

Im meant to be cleaning! I could’ve mopped all my floors whilst I waited for Dom Cum to get out of the toilet.

 

[nerys]

Wonder what the interval act is?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[VoR]

I'm predicting that he's going to pull a sickie.

 

[Madison]

Im meant to be cleaning! I could’ve mopped all my floors whilst I waited for Dom Cum to get out of the toilet.

What sort of cleaning product do you use for mopping floors? Or just water?

 

[COB]

Some of you could spend this spare time thinking about which song to enter into Moopyvision Karaoke

 

[Lucille]

Ooooooh a Barbara Hepworth.