Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Madison]

@loony - have you ever been to Barnard Castle?

 

[Soldi]

I need a piss so much.

I’ve heard the local woods in Durham are a beauty spot for that sort of stuff.

 

[COB]

Is Johnson doing the press conference or is it one of the other faces of hate?

 

[Christian]

Not CONCRETE BLOCKS?!

 

[Soldi]

@dazsampson What did you learn at the press conference today?

 

[Christian]

Is Johnson doing the press conference or is it one of the other faces of hate?

It was supposed to be Johnson. Let's see after this...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Still not a single apology.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS IS SO SO GOOD

 

[ButterTart]

Is anyone else drinking, I’ve cracked open a KOPPARBERG

I actually am. I’m toasting the death of his career.

“Was herd immunity one of them?”

WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM?

 

[Soldi]

Does this mean I can now go to the supposed sex Mecca BUXTON?

 

[Madison]

He can't answer a party political question...

 

[COB]

Speak up doll!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Repeating "I behaved reasonably" ad nauseum doesn't miraculously mean that you behaved reasonably.

I mean honestly I hope that the public doesn't fall for this old trick.

 

[dmlaw]

"Would anybody else like to ask any question?" Hear the desperation in his voice.

 

[Christian]

It's all the MEEJA's FAULT

BOO FUCKING HOO

 

[Beverley]

DON'T GIVE UP ANNA

 

[cwej]

NO WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU'VE ACTED REASONABLY. So... what now?! You can keep repeating that mantra but we DO NOT.

 

[Madison]

Any more questions?

Anna: OH YES

 

[Beverley]

I love that she just won't stop

 

[Christian]

"Would anybody else like to ask any question?" Hear the desperation in his vocice.

Laura, are you there? Laura? LAAAAUUUUURA.......

 

[Suomi]

I'm going viral loves

 

[cwej]

Repeating "I behaved reasonably" ad nauseum doesn't miraculously mean that you behaved reasonably.

I mean honestly I hope that the public doesn't fall for this old trick.

Snap

 

[Soldi]

Laura, are you there? Laura? LAAAAUUUUURA.......

Too busy sucking Boris off

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder where he went that was to the east of Durham?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Not a beauty spot.

Went for a 'test drive' to a castle.

Sounds legit.

 

[Soldi]

I'm going viral loves

Oh I FOLLOW YOU TOO

It’s like a Moopy BINGO

 

[Lucille]

Why aren’t they using the mic!?

 

[Christian]

That question on residents of the North East was KILLER

 

[Zu]

Isn’t it wonderful that he’s confounded all our expectations and been so WARM AND LIKEABLE!

Also I’m loving this thread now being on 21 PAGES!

 

[Madison]

He has to say "reasonable excuse" repeatedly. It's the key to his legal position.

 

[ButterTart]

The rules explicitly say no such fucking thing. If that’s how you read them, Dom, I’d suggest a thirty mile drive to sort out your eyesight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My FB has erupted.

 

[Madison]

The regulations don't say that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who thought this was a good idea?

 

[Christian]

This is going down in HISTORY as one of the all time greatest car crash moments in politics

 

[Christian]

"Herd immunity? It wasn't me!"

 

[Eddie]

Fuck off Peston. Bring back ON POINT Anna.

 

[Soldi]

EXERCISE JUDGEMENT about containing the virus by travelling to the OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY

@Logic?

 

[cwej]

 

[Christian]

Who thought this was a good idea?

Their press guy is inept

But I'd have thought everyone could have seen the risk of doing this and yet...