CUNT OF THE MONTH - APRIL 2020 - NOMINATE NOW

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Everything feels FAR TOO POSITIVE around here right now. Records broken in Posters of the Week; an amazing Song for Moopy final... let's shake things up with some negative energies targeted somewhere.

Time to nominate. You have 72 hours and as usual nominations are unlimited except the following who have already qualified for the 2020 final:

JANUARY WINNER: Anne Sacoolas - just realised, there's no hope of her being extradited now...!
JANUARY RUNNER-UP: Laurence Fox
FEB/MARCH WINNER: Coronavirus
FEB/MARCH RUNNER-UP: Tim Martin
FEB/MARCH 3RD: Priti Patel
FEB/MARCH 4TH: Boris Johnson


Nominate away people! :manson:
 
Joggers who don't keep their distance from other people
Anti-lockdown protestors in America
 
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Richard Osman. Can't stand the smug, simpering bastard, hope I never see him on TV again.
 
:o Has he done something in particular? (apart from being irritatingly Centrist Dad on Twitter)
 
That twat from the SAS programme who refused to lock down, what was his name?
 
Allison Pearson - her of the ridiculous tweet: "Two friends have told me they are unilaterally leaving lockdown today. They are furious with the Government."

Didn't happen. She doesn't have two friends, for a start.
 
Chlammy said:
Walkers who make runners run on the road to get past them

Jair Bolsonaro
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Runners who make walkers run on the road to get past them
Cyclists who make walkers and runners go on the road to get past them
 
Social Distancing Warriors i.e. people who phone the rozzers because they think someone might have just left their house for the 2nd time in the one day.
 
Kate said:
CORRECT

The person going faster is the one that should get out of the way. FACT
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YES but it's not pleasant when people are walking in your direction (which means not walking on the right side to BEGIN with) are in groups, see you coming from a mile off, and make no attempt to move into a single file. Then, rather than smiling and saying thanks when you do inevitable road run for them, they continue to walk on without acknowledging you.

Or worse, they scowl and mutter to each other as you do it for them.
 
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Madison said:
Joss Whedon
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I’d like to add Joss STONE. My family haven’t enjoyed her recent albums and also we didn’t like that time she pretended to be American on the television

Also I would like to nominate Thomas The Tank Engine and also BOD because I read on Twitter that they like to eat strawberry Angel Delight NOT butterscotch which makes them cunts in my opinion
 
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