CUNT OF THE MONTH - FEB/MARCH - SHORTLIST

CUNTIEST


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cwej

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So... we've managed to narrow down our massive list of 37 to 16 in the shortlist and they are:

BORIS JOHNSON (with 14 nominations) - He made January's shortlist and was the 2019 winner... will you dare put him through to the final while he's on his death bed?

BRITS ABROAD (with 11 nominations) - An interesting nomination that we've never nominated before.

CANCER (with 7 nominations) - Also never been nominated before, but I'm pretty sure we can all agree, it's pretty shit.

CORONAVIRUS (with 18 nominations) - It's rare inanimate objects make it this far... but we seem to be making an exception for this fucker.

DAN WOOTTON (with 10 nominations) - missed out on the shortlist in January by 2 votes, but makes it in this time easily enough. Will we send him to the final?

DONALD TRUMP (with 19 nominations) - 2019 Runner-Up - makes it to the shortlist for a second consecutive month.

FINLAND (with 7 votes) - JUSTICE FOR CICCIOLINA

JULIA HARTLEY-BREWER (with 11 votes) - incredibly, she was never nominated in 2019 - but makes the shortlist for the second consecutive month in 2020.

KATIE HOPKINS (with 13 votes) - the highest placing female of 2019, coming in 5th place. She once again makes the shortlist... I'm not even sure why. Just for existing I assume.

MIKE ASHLEY (with 11 votes) - first time nominee.

PIERS MORGAN (with 9 votes) - Came 12th place overall in 2019. Back in the shortlist AGAIN.

PRITI PATEL (with 15 votes) - last year's 2nd highest placed female, coming in 6th overall in 2019, Priti Patel is also back...

RICHARD BRANSON (with 8 votes) - a businessman that has rarely faced Moopy's wrath: until now.

THE D*ILY M*IL (with 11 votes) - somehow didn't receive a single nomination in 2019, but they're back with a vengeance in the shortlist.

TIM MARTIN (with 13 votes) - last year made the end of year top 20 - and looks like he has another good chance of making the final for 2020.

TOBY YOUNG (with 9 votes) - first time in the shortlist for this utter cunt.


RULES:

You have 72 hours
You may vote for up to 4.
The top 4 will progress to the end of year final.
 
Interesting results so far... more than 2 days left to vote! Who (or what) are the 4 biggest cunts on the list?
 
So through to the 2020 Final are:

1st place: Coronavirus with 8 votes
2nd place: Tim Martin with 6 votes
3rd place: Priti Patel with 5 votes
4th place: Boris Johnson with 4 votes

They are all void from the next round and join Laurence Fox and Anne Sacoolas in the end of year final!
 

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