CUNT OF THE MONTH - JANUARY 2019 NOMINATIONS

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Bringing back the old school version of Cunt of the Month. Rules are as follows:

- Nominate ANY person you think deserves a nomination for this month in this thread at any point.
- You can nominate up to 3 people.
- A longlist poll will be created to vote for anyone you think is cunty enough.
- The top 10 make it to the monthly shortlist where you can only pick ONE winner
- The top 2 make the end of year final.
- Once a person has made the end of year final, they cannot be voted for again until the 2019 Cunt of the Year Final.
- A cunt can constitute a person, group or type of person, living, dead, real, fictional, dying, yet to be born or alien. Therefore votes for 'The Tory Party' or a Moopy poster are allowed. Anything you like.

So nominate away bitches...



******EDIT****** Same rules apply for QOL - feel free to put those in here too! ******EDIT******
 
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Ag said:
I hope you're planning a WILDCARD event for December.
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Yes... good point! How did that work again, like the Andra Chansen round in MF?

I was planning on just doing Cunt so I'm going to ignore the QOL nomination. Don't want too much work...!
 
Yes, we definitely need a wildcard. Cumulative cuntiness shouldn't be ignored.
 
Kanye West

On Jan. 1, just two days before Coachella co-founder Paul Tollett was set to announce Kanye West as one of the stars headlining the desert festival, West sprung a last-minute surprise on the concert promoter. Instead of performing on the main Coachella stage, West asked Tollett to construct a giant, custom-built dome in the middle of the festival grounds. The dome would be designed by West collaborator and set designer John McGuire.

When senior executives from Coachella parent Goldenvoice explained that the dome would be impossible to build in four months and would require the AEG-owned concert promoter to rearrange the entire festival site and remove a large section of portable bathrooms, West became irritated, declaring that he was an artist with a creative vision who shouldn't be spending his time talking about port-a-potties.
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The International Church in Nottinghamshire:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-nottinghamshire-46798081

Members of a village church lost hundreds of thousands of pounds after the collapse of a religious musical that was supposed to tour arena venues.

Members of The International Church's congregation said they were told giving to Heaven on Earth was "giving to God".

The production, based on the story of Adam and Eve, was weeks from its first performance when it went bust with debts of £2.6m.

One of the directors said they were sorry for everyone who had lost money.

Some of the congregation had reportedly remortgaged homes to help fund it.
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I think we ought to have a QoL as well. I'm sure we'll regret it later if not.

If @cwej doesn't want to do it, I will. Unless anyone else has a burning urge (not you, @Zu-Klara, that's the cystitis playing up again. Best slap on another St Ivel).
 
Oh what is this nonsense? It’s all about slabbing on the Kerrygold these days

QoL: Paweł Adamowicz :( x A LOT
Cunt: Su Pollard, who can well and truly GO SWIVEL
 
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If people want me to do QOL I will -but also happy for you to do it Lolly. Let's put all QOL and Cunts nominations in this same thread for the moment though and then we can do separate threads for the shortlists.
 
Cunt - Dan Evans - tennis failure, druggie and Brexit scum.
 
Dan Wooton for writing an article this week praising Jade Goody for "democratising the entertainment industry" and for printing that Saara Alto would be the fifth Spice Girl on tour.

As if I really need a REASON for nominating Dan Wooton
 
Sir James Dyson

Proponent of Brexit now moving head office to Singapore, the cunt.

I always preferred my Hoover anyway.
 
Poll going up tomorrow. Any last nominations by midnight tonight?
 
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