CUNT OF THE MONTH - JANUARY 2020 - LONGLIST

[cwej]

You can vote for as many or as few as you like to narrow the list to a shortlist of 10.

Here's your first nominees of 2020...

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

What did Burger King and Claire Richards do to land on this list?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What did Burger King and Claire Richards do to land on this list?

The same as half the list each month. Make one slight comment that can be misinterpreted and suddenly cancellation ensues.

 

[lolly]

In Claire's case, I nominated her taking previous crimes/ H enabling into account.

 

[cwej]

I'm amazed more people aren't voting for Laurence Fox. He's a great alternative to all the usual suspects on the list.

 

[Indie]

I'm amazed more people aren't voting for Laurence Fox. He's a great alternative to all the usual suspects on the list.

I briefly forgot who he was. Shame can't change vote.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm amazed more people aren't voting for Laurence Fox. He's a great alternative to all the usual suspects on the list.

I assumed he’d be romping to victory.

 

[Zu]

The same as half the list each month. Make one slight comment that can be misinterpreted and suddenly cancellation ensues.

Is Burger King there because they cook their vegan burgers on the same griddle as the meat variety? I mean really every single employee should be lined up and shot. They certainly get MY vote!

 

[Zu]

Also, what has Coleen Nolan done this month (apart from the usual) to warrant inclusion? POOR COLEEN

Actually I see that there are whispers of a vicious feud between her and Ruth Langsford and anyone who turns against that dreadful creature gets a from me

 

[octophone]

I'm amazed more people aren't voting for Laurence Fox. He's a great alternative to all the usual suspects on the list.

He's over already. after he fucked up over 1917, claiming it was racist to have a brown person in the cast where a white person should have been because there were no brown people in the war. He got his arse handed to him on a plate and educated over the number of Sikhs who fought and died in the British trenches, after which he kinda faded away. I'm sure he'll be back, these types usually end up being unflushable.

 

[Zu]

Can I please nominate RYE BREAD for next month because I bought some yesterday and didn’t enjoy one of the slices as much as I did the others, and also GRETA THUNBERG because I saw a recent picture and wasn’t very keen on the colour of her cardigan

 

[octophone]

There isn't much of a turnaround happening in Cuntsville. I mean Geoffrey "Fucking" Boycott was back on my Twitter feed over the weekend spouting his "2 World wars" horseshit but he already have him in the Pantheon Of Cunts (Gammon Division).

 

[lolly]

Reminder to self

Priti Patel
Madonna

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also: anti vaxxers

 

[Shirley]

Is Burger King there because they cook their vegan burgers on the same griddle as the meat variety?

I don't know or care! I just voted for them BECAUSE UGH!

 

[Zu]

Admittedly their buns are quite dry