CUNT OF THE MONTH - MAY 2019 - LONGLIST

[cwej]

So here is the shorter-than-usual longlist. As there are fewer than 20 nominations, only the top 6 will make the shortlist.

Vote for as many or as few as you like!

 

[octophone]

This is the month we get Trump in, surely.

 

[cwej]

I'm surprised Jeremy Kyle isn't picking up more votes. Great time to get him in.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Looking at this list makes me realise I forget Esther McVey

 

[lolly]

Looking at this list makes me realise I forget Esther McVey

Perhaps we ought to have a TORY LEADERSHIP CUNTOFF SPECIAL!

 

[cwej]

 

[dmlaw]

Ann Widdecombe seems pretty fucking determined to secure her place in the final.

 

[octophone]

I'm surprised Jeremy Kyle isn't picking up more votes. Great time to get him in.

It's too late, in a way.

 

[octophone]

Perhaps we ought to have a TORY LEADERSHIP CUNTOFF SPECIAL!

We're up to 13 candidates now...we'll have to have heats. If it gets to 16, we could do it as a knockout.