CUNT OF THE MONTH - MAY 2019 - NOMINATE NOW

[cwej]

Bit late with the nominations thread this month, but think we needed a bit of a break from Cuntery...

You may NOT nominate:

R Kelly
Tim Martin
Shamima Begum
Christopher Chope
Theresa May
Boris Johnson
Nigel Farage
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon


Everyone and everything else is fair game.

You have til midnight on 31st May to nominate.

 

[dmlaw]

Ann Widdecombe
Leonora (Danish Eurovision entry)

 

[cwej]

Andrea Leadsom

 

[cwej]

We need more nominstions please people... or has appetite dried up completely?

 

[Iguana]

Madonna for that Eurovision performance and interview and ticket prices

The EBU for getting the Eurovision results wrong

 

[D5K]

Alabama
Donald Trump (nothing notably cunty this time but we can sneak him in in a quiet month)

 

[dmlaw]

I can come up with some more nominations without difficulty. For example:-

Carl Benjamin
Jeremy Kyle

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Danny Baker

 

[octophone]

We need more nominstions please people... or has appetite dried up completely?

Just too many cunts...hard to pick people out from such an array of profound cuntery.

 

[cwej]

I think I mentioned previously, if there are fewer than 20 nominations (which looks likely this month), then the longlist will consist of all nominations as usual, and the shortlist will consist of half the longlist, rounded up where necessary. Hope that makes sense.

 

[Iguana]

I like the sound of rounding up the cunts

 

[cwej]

 

[octophone]

Maybe Eurovision puts Moopy in too good a mood to focus on the negative...

 

[lolly]

Brian McFadden "

 

[octophone]

What does that word salad even mean?

"Literally fucked". No Brian, to our knowledge, none of these people has actually planted themselves balls-deep in UK soil.

 

[Indie]

John Cleese