CUNT OF THE MONTH - SEPTEMBER 2019 - SHORTLIST

[cwej]

With a 7 way tie for 8th place, it's ended up not being that short a shortlist... In fact, the biggest ever with 14 in the final for the month. You can only vote for 2. Who will make it through to the end of year final?

Your shortlist in alphabetical order is...

Aaron Banks

This is the second time making the shortlist for Aaron Banks, having come in 4th place in our June poll. Is this his time?

Anne Sacoolas

A newbie to the radar of cunt. Will Moopy make this woman pay where the courts will not?

Arlene Foster

This is no less than Arlene's 4th time in the shortlist this year. Incredibly, despite making the shortlist 4 times, she's never placed higher than 9th place in a month... but will you put her through this time?

David Cameron

Cameron's second time making the shortlist this year, following a 6th place finish in March.

Ed Sheeran

Despite being the cuntiest man in music, Ed Sheeran has failed to even be nominated all year - but this month saw his first nomination and he's made it straight through to the shortlist once he was on our radar.

Geoffrey Boycott

Well... (Sir) Geoffrey is one of two Geoffreys on the list... and really his behaviour has been shockingly cunty recently. First time nominated and also straight through to the shortlist.

Geoffrey Cox

Yet another Tory makes it onto the list. Cox's first nomination and straight into the shortlist.

Jennifer Arcuri

I mean, who is she really? First nomination, first time into the shortlist.

Justin Gatlin

Moopy gets sporty shocker. Anyone who even remotely follows athletics will know this man is an uber-cunt. First nomination for him.

Kanye West

Nominated in January, but just missing the shortlist by 1 vote, this time you've put him through to the vote. Will he make it to the end of year final?

Mark Francois

Just look at that cunt-face. Francois missed out on the shortlist by just one vote in March, but this month makes up for it, going through to this stage of voting.

Paula Radcliffe

Another who has somehow escaped the wrath of Moopy this year, until now. Prime cuntiness.

Priti Patel

Patel has been back on our radar since making Johnson's cabinet and last month missed out on a place in the end of year final on a tiebreak vote, against Jay Aston. Does that make her a favourite to make it through this month?

Wasps

In the oddest turn of events, Wasps have made the list despite wasp season being 100% over. But on the list they are.

 

[Dark Carnival]

In the oddest turn of events, Wasps have made the list despite wasp season being 100% over. But on the list they are.

But that really doesn’t stop them from being cunts

 

[dmlaw]

Besides, they were cunts in September and this is the September poll.

 

[cwej]

Aren't they mostly dead by September? ANYWAY...

 

[dmlaw]

Priti Patel would still have been a cunt even if she had died in mid-September.

 

[big ron]

Aren't they mostly dead by September? ANYWAY...

Good, lets dance on their collective GRAVES

 

[OutSynk]

Wasps are the worst. Even worse than humans.

 

[Star]

Aren't they mostly dead by September? ANYWAY...

I remember that time you got stung by a wasp when we were cottaging. You might not remember it though, you didn't much much of a fuss about it...

 

[cwej]

I do remember that.

IT STUNG ME IN MY SLEEP.

ON MY EAR.

 

[cwej]

I think that's our first time with two women going through this year... Patel and Sacoolas making the final!

 

[Lucille]

Smash the glass ceiling girls!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

EQUALITY!