Cyprus 2021: Elena Tsagkrinou - El Diablo

[Penelope]

FUCKING HELL!

I MEAN, FUCKING HELL

That's LOVEMAKING DIABLO to YOU!

 

[Penelope]

I hope they hold it in the UN BUFFER ZONE

I hope ALL OF US DIE IN A HAJJ STAMPEDE!

 

[Apoca]

MAMAMAMACITA
TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

[D5K]

The Head and Shoulders moment is so incongruous it's already ICONIC

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is this shampoo gag?

 

[Penelope]

MAMAMACITA
TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Reciting the Shahada and throwing all my recently purchased bottles of Nizoral out of my most public-facing window AS WE SPEAK!

 

[Lucille]

I hope ALL OF US DIE IN A HAJJ STAMPEDE!

Me trying to get my hole at Mecca 2022

 

[dmlaw]

I hope they hold it in the UN BUFFER ZONE

I hope they use that black cube thing as the stage and 800 gays are killed in the stampede.

 

[Soldi]

I suppose if the U.K. win () we could technically hold it in RAF Akrotiri

 

[Tisch]

I suppose if the U.K. win () we could technically hold it in RAF Akrotiri

I'm FOR THIS. All the hot army guys having to put the bombs down and put a half time show on

 

[Apoca]

I love el Diablo. I love el Diablo.

 

[Tisch]

My youtube has just thrown on Fuego

(It's a bit noxxy isn't it?)

 

[Soldi]

 

[Alla]

All this hot free promo :emoji_heart:

 

[Lucille]

Protect Elena AT ALL COSTS!!!

 

[Soldi]

Protect Elena AT ALL COSTS!!!

Can’t wait for the Archbishop of Canterbury to invade the stage

 

[Lucille]

Me to the Christian protestors outside CYBC.

 

[Alla]

The Pope to release an official statement, we need to know if we are all in danger after enjoying EL DIABLO.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really hope the Church of Satan comes out in defense of this ode to HELL

 

[Iguana]

The music video premieres on YouTube in half an hour

 

[Alla]

ABOUT TIME!

 

[Soldi]

Will it be out on Spotify too or are they too busy barricading themselves in the broadcasters office?

 

[VoR]

Weirdly it IS on Spotify as some kind of hidden track

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus H Christ tits out and reaching for the lasers as he hears El Diablo for the first time.

 

[COB]

Weirdly it IS on Spotify as some kind of hidden track

I believe this is taking advantage of the weird thing where people can upload songs to Spotify as podcasts - someone had Charli XCX's unreleased/leaked third album up like that for about a year before anyone noticed

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s available on Spotify now!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It’s available on Spotify now!

CAN'T SEE IT

FUMIN

 

[Dark Carnival]

CAN'T SEE IT

FUMIN

I clicked on VoR's link on my phone it worked! It doesn't come up with I look for it though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MAMA-MAMA-CITA TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

[Raining on Me]

Omg at all of this - the Christian uproar, the flagrant "fuck it just use the Bad Romance chorus it's fine" brazen approach, that nonsensical transition into the chorus which is even clunkier than the rammed in shots of Head and Shoulders. Fyffe WHO?

Visions of Cyprus burning now with Elena being airlifted to safety, clutching her backing track for dear life

 

[Raining on Me]

Thank fuck this exists in the competition. I'll still predict around 8th until we see what live treats she's able to serve up. Nothing less than summoning the actual devil please

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's already my most played song of ALL TIME!

 

[VoR]

I GAVE MY HEART TO EL DIABLO!

 

[COB]

Come on girls, let's all join in!

 

[VoR]

IT'S ALL FOR YOU ELENA TSAGRINOU!

 

[Apoca]

Lola Lola LOLA

 

[Tisch]

Come on girls, let's all join in!

Ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah

FUEGO!

 

[VoR]

OMG was Fuego about the fires of HELL all this time?

 

[Penelope]

OMG was Fuego about the fires of HELL all this time?

The lyrics are clear that Fuego is canonically lesbian ("you've the EYES OF A LIONESS..."), so it COULD WELL HAVE BEEN