Dan Wootton accused of Sexual Harassment

[Zu]

So disappointed to not be able to find any XXX DAN NUDES online. Was hoping to get a tasty eyeful of his tiny willy

 

[GNL]

So disappointed to not be able to find any XXX DAN NUDES online. Was hoping to get a tasty eyeful of his tiny willy

Smeared in ketchup I hope.

 

[dUb]

 

[dUb]

10k raised already of his 150k target

 

[Zu]

Surely he’s got a few quid of his own? Or has it all been frittered away on champagne and glamorous Yumbo Centre trips?

 

[Lucille]

He’s going to do a Jack Monroe and spend it all on filing cabinets!

 

[Nancy]

Or maybe a Nicola Sturgeon and buy a motorhome.

 

[Zu]

I think Dannii considers himself to be a little too high end for a CARAVAN DARLING

Who on earth is giving him money? And why is there no comedy 2p option?

 

[Lucille]

Who are his stans I’m once again asking? What right wing loons find this toxic homosexual APPEALING?!?

 

[Zu]

Who are his stans I’m once again asking? What right wing loons find this toxic homosexual APPEALING?!?

I expect his SUPERSTAR PANELS are right behind him. They’re always VERY FAMOUS so must be LOADED

He’s so loveable as well. And goodness what a stunner. Loving those pretend teeth and serial killer eyes

 

[Lucille]

ACHINGLY HANDSOME! Just the thought of having his DIDDLER in me has me in RAPTURES!

 

[Zu]

“ACHINGLY HANDSOME”

 

[Zu]

DO ME WITH YOUR DROOPY LITTLE DIDDLER DANNIELLA!

 

[Zu]

Get in the queue @Lucille. I want to be the first to ask IS IT IN YET

 

[Lucille]

SCRUMMY!

 

[Zu]

Such moist and succulent lips

 

[Lucille]

And what a CONVINCING HAIRLINE!

 

[Zu]

LOVING THOSE DEAD EYES

 

[Zu]

And what a CONVINCING HAIRLINE!

Loving that JAZZY SWEEP

 

[Lucille]

LOVING THOSE DEAD EYES

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Once again Lucy’s anus is quivering like a mouse nostril!

 

[jivafox]

 

[Zu]

I see that his amazing GB News show is NUMBER 1 ON THE NETWORK. 637 viewers can’t be wrong

 

[Lucille]

I see that his amazing GB News show is NUMBER 1 ON THE NETWORK. 637 viewers can’t be wrong

All tuning in to beat their grubby meats over HANDSOME DAN I bet.

 

[Zu]

All tuning in to beat their grubby meats over HANDSOME DAN I bet.

Not everyone has the ALLURE but devilishly handsome Dan has it in BUCKETFULS

 

[Zu]

I myself can get into a very sticky mess during Dan’s sensational show but luckily I’ve invested in a GB NEWS TOWEL

 

[Zu]

Christmas is just around the corner so why not get in there early and splash out a very reasonable 15 POUNDS STERLING on a luxury gift for your racist Brexiteer uncle?

 

[GNL]

Christmas is just around the corner so why not get in there early and splash out a very reasonable 15 POUNDS STERLING on a luxury gift for your racist Brexiteer uncle?
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Really is the perfect gift for the estranged relatives in your life.

 

[Zu]

No DANIELLA WOOWOO merch I’m afraid. I was hoping for dildos and thongs but no such luck

 

[Lucille]

Really quite wicked not to offer any tempting gifts to the leagues of Dan-fanciers out there.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine that lovely face on a purse or neckerchief.

 

[Zu]

Imagine that lovely face on a purse or neckerchief.

Or POSING POUCH

 

[dUb]

The donations seem to have STALLED around the 14k mark

 

[COB]

He'll have to resort to OnlyFans and there are certainly two eager beavers I can think of who'll be only too happy to donate

 

[Zu]

He'll have to resort to OnlyFans and there are certainly two eager beavers I can think of who'll be only too happy to donate

We just can’t get enough of that JELLY BEAN SIZED PEEN

 

[Zu]

The donations seem to have STALLED around the 14k mark

Luckily I hear he’s about to offer NUDE GLOSSIES in return for £££

 

[Lucille]

We just can’t get enough of that JELLY BEAN SIZED PEEN

NOM NOM!

 

[Zu]

£15,614 now raised for this incredibly important cause. I hear that Anne Diamond has promised to send him a cheque for £17.50

 

[Lucille]

I’ve slipped him a tenner in the hope I get a picture of his TINY TESTICLES.

 

[Zu]

I’ve slipped him a tenner in the hope I get a picture of his TINY TESTICLES.

Apparently fans who give him TWENTY will get an exclusive glossy of his DOUBLE NIPPLE so you might want to reach a bit deeper into your purse

 

[funky]

Luckily I hear he’s about to offer NUDE GLOSSIES in return for £££

I’m not sure there’s a CHEZ LONG in EXISTENCE that could give that photoshoot the necessary amount of SPARKLE