Dan Wootton accused of Sexual Harassment

The neighbours are getting quite startled by me CRYING OUT in the middle of the night for his DIDDLER.
 
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I hope they ask CAROL to hop down off the SUPERSTAR PANEL to fill in and write another gorgeous column about her wardrobe

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I hope he starts addressing the Daily Mail as THE WOKE DAILY MAIL
 
I see he thinks that the HARD LEFT are out to get him. I suppose it’s quite convenient shorthand for PEOPLE WHO KNOW I’M A HORRIBLE CUNT WHICH I VERY OBVIOUSLY AM
 
I had a VERY brief look at Dan’s lovely show to see whether he was looking upset by today’s turn of events but he’s not one for emotional intelligence so no: just terse as always and those pesky and painful anal warts are very obviously still an issue

I couldn’t bear to watch very much so I have no update on tonight’s SUPERSTAR PANEL although the tarot indicates EXCITING FASHIONS and a SOPHISTICATED SHOE
 
The latest instalment of this grubby soap opera dropped earlier tonight, this time featuring celebrity guest stars (Kirk off TOWIE, an anonymous X Factor star)

 
Maria, Martin and Dan are QUITE the creative team when you get them in the same repugnant man room together. Truly the holy trinity of glamour shoots :disco:
 

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