Dark Triad Test - How MACHIAVELLIAN are you?

[lolly]

 

[Lucille]

I FUCKING HOPE NOT.

 

[Pingu]

Oh SHIT OFF.

 

[lolly]

If that's the highlight, the bantz must have been scintillating.

 

[Diddy]

If that's the highlight, the bantz must have been scintillating.

Yeah that’s amazing

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I love the literal self-strangulation of Ed Sheeran who feels so exposed by his personal lack of ABBA knowledge. Holding your own throat is very self-protective body English.

 

[Iguana]

So true. At least he had the decency to be totally embarrassed to be there.

 

[Diddy]

I love the literal self-strangulation of Ed Sheeran who feels so exposed by his personal lack of ABBA knowledge. Holding your own throat is very self-protective body English.

That’s interesting I often catch myself doing the Home Alone hands on the face when I’m talking about something stressful, is that a thing?
I don’t usually scream at the same time though

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

That’s interesting I often catch myself doing the Home Alone hands on the face when I’m talking about something stressful, is that a thing?
I don’t usually scream at the same time though

100%! Often people place their palms on back of neck or rub it as that’s a very vulnerable place too, and often people do things like play with their ears as self-soothing.

 

[Iguana]

100%! Often people place their palms on back of neck or rub it as that’s a very vulnerable place too, and often people do things like play with their ears as self-soothing.

Why is everyone so nervous around you?

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Why is everyone so nervous around you?

OMG we completed the Dark Triad test and I did particularly well on Machiavellianism and Psychopathy. Thrilled

 

[jivafox]

OMG we completed the Dark Triad test and I did particularly well on Machiavellianism and Psychopathy. Thrilled

Oh dear

 

[lolly]

Oh good. And I was worried about being slightly more psychopathic than average.

This makes you 10.17% Lighter than the average person.

 

[lolly]

Can a @Moderator split the Dark Triad test off into a new topic, please?

 

[Pingu]

Oh well, while it’s still here…

As expected on narcissism. I like to think I’m more calculated and Machiavellian than I actually am in reality, and I probably SHOULD have expected that psychopathy score.

 

[Diddy]

100%! Often people place their palms on back of neck or rub it as that’s a very vulnerable place too, and often people do things like play with their ears as self-soothing.

Oh is that why I rub my nipples too?

 

[Diddy]

Verdict: SNEAKY CUNT who hates themselves

 

[Diddy]

Oh dear

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31.83% darker, is that like Jesy Nelson?

 

[Diddy]

So Pingu is going to kill a Mooper on his next superspreader event, but he WON'T get away with it?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...well...

 

[Pingu]

...well...

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@Administrator can we have a “no shit” react please?

 

[RJN]

Where do you find the test?

 

[Soldi]

 

[VoR]

This makes you 5.17% Lighter than the average person.

 

[RJN]

Hmm I don’t know what to make of this

 

[octophone]

Of course, the true Machiavellian will give the answers required to build the picture of themselves they want others to see before posting the results...

 

[Kate]

hi from your slightly more normal (but still better than you) admin xxx

 

[RJN]

Interesting, mine and @Kate are fairly similar

 

[GNL]

I am not more psychopathic than average and I will strike down the first Internet test that tells me otherwise

 

[GNL]

I love the literal self-strangulation of Ed Sheeran who feels so exposed by his personal lack of ABBA knowledge. Holding your own throat is very self-protective body English.

Some of us are just into choking.

 

[lolly]

I'm into choking Ed Sheeran

 

[krang]

1.17 lighter. painfully average.

though, if i were truly machiavellian wouldn't i skew my answers to make you think i wasn't?

 

[Indie]

Seems about right

 

[Kate]

Good to know who's going to murder us in our sleep at the Dreaded Moopmeet.

 

[Soldi]

Good to know who's going to murder us in our sleep at the Dreaded Moopmeet.

I’m not sharing an Airbnb with Zen again THAT’S FOR SURE

 

[octophone]

I actually thought I was more narcissistic than this suggests...

 

[Diddy]

I guess Indie or Zen sent the Saturdays megamouth into ASFM then, based on that

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I guess Indie or Zen sent the Saturdays megamouth into ASFM then, based on that

 

[funky]

I love the literal self-strangulation of Ed Sheeran who feels so exposed by his personal lack of ABBA knowledge. Holding your own throat is very self-protective body English.

In my utter blind hatred of him I took it very specifically as a defensive stance in the presence of someone more successful than him.

 

[COB]

I’m not sharing an Airbnb with Zen again THAT’S FOR SURE

Glad he and I have SEPARATE BEDS now