Diddy's Asian Persuasion II - 1/1 12.00 GMT

[COB]

Oh Exile Tribe again is it

 

[COB]

These are different to the J Soul Brothers though, right?

 

[Tisch]

We've skipped over the East Sea for this lot right?

 

[Diddy]

NOTE: this would not be a good time to turn on subtitles (wtf)

 

[Iguana]

It's the Backstreet Boys again!

 

[Tisch]

These are different to the J Soul Brothers though, right?

COB: they all look the same!!!

(But seriously, I have no clue )

 

[Iguana]

Very...colourful!

 

[COB]

COB: they all look the same!!!

(But seriously, I have no clue )

I'm assuming Exile Tribe is a sort of umbrella organisation with multiple boybands within it, or SOMETHING

 

[Diddy]

These are different to the J Soul Brothers though, right?

They're from the same sort of mega franchise.
JSB are the hot 30-something scruffs, Generations are the straight-up pop fitties. There are older groups than JSB and younger ones than Generations too

 

[Tisch]

“A Tearless Pierrot Looked Up at the Sky Without the Sun and Moon” album is a bop.

"Wind, Maybe" would have been a MUCH better title

 

[Diddy]

We've skipped over the East Sea for this lot right?

I don't know what this means

 

[Iguana]

I can only get substitles in Japanese or Spanish

 

[COB]

I will however say that I would make sex at literally everybody in this video

 

[Tisch]

I don't know what this means

I meant have we gone from Japan to Korea. Read your geography books Diddy!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They're from the same sort of mega franchise.
JSB are the hot 30-something scruffs, Generations are the straight-up pop fitties. There are older groups than JSB and younger ones than Generations too

More musicians should be part of a multiverse, quite frankly

 

[Diddy]

I will however say that I would make sex at literally everybody in this video

I knew this would go down like a bag of cold sick until @BlitzenTart got here, but yes this was the key appeal point I had hoped

it FUCKS too

 

[Diddy]

I meant have we gone from Japan to Korea. Read your geography books Diddy!

We don't talk about them (at least not for another few songs ) these are Japanese!

 

[Iguana]

He was a mask all along!!

 

[Diddy]

I can only get substitles in Japanese or Spanish

Oh right, me too - there's a lot of odd English phrases popping up anyway

 

[COB]

They're from the same sort of mega franchise.
JSB are the hot 30-something scruffs, Generations are the straight-up pop fitties. There are older groups than JSB and younger ones than Generations too

I see! I wasn't sure if it was like LOONA, where there is the main group along with smaller sub-groups and solo songs etc.

 

[Tisch]

We don't talk about them (at least not for another few songs ) these are Japanese!

I must have been getting them confused with another group

 

[Diddy]

Ayumi Hamasaki – Evolution

I know I am repeating a number of artists from the last edition, but they’re just so fucking GOOD. Another entry from the Empress of J-Pop, Ayumi Hamasaki. You all bopped to “M” last time, and this 2001 single is from the same “I am…” album. I always wanted to sing this in karaoke but it’s too fast.

 

[Diddy]

I must have been getting them confused with another group

RACIST MOOPY

 

[Iguana]

Currently on the crosstrainer (aren't I good) so keep the bangers coming please, this one hits the spot

 

[Diddy]

I see! I wasn't sure if it was like LOONA, where there is the main group along with smaller sub-groups and solo songs etc.

I'm not up on LOONA, but it sounds like it. Occasionally they all get together with ludicrously overblown and expensive multiverse events

Thanks @IguanMoreSleep , I'll refer to Exile a multiverse from now on

 

[Diddy]

Currently on the crosstrainer (aren't I good) so keep the bangers coming please, this one hits the spot

BANGER QUEEN AYU

You should be alright for a little while, but this first act was to wake you all up, it's not ALL bangers

 

[COB]

I do love when there's this sort of weird rocky breakbeat sound, there's probably a better term for it but you seem to get it a lot in J-pop (and also videogame music!) from a particular era.

 

[Tisch]

She has a TAIL

@Cloud

 

[Diddy]

I do love when there's this sort of weird rocky breakbeat sound, there's probably a better term for it but you seem to get it a lot in J-pop (and also videogame music!) from a particular era.

Yeah a lot of the time they're like "Hmm how many BPM this time? How about 350"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She has a TAIL

@Cloud

I wonder if it is one of those butt plug tails?

 

[Diddy]

Utada's fantastic, but Ayu has the BANGERZ

 

[COB]

Yeah a lot of the time they're like "Hmm how many BPM this time? How about 350"

Feeling cute and EDGY rn

 

[Diddy]

Before you all lose your minds, let's take a short break

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I swear these things haunt me in my nightmares now

 

[COB]

Tarako always does it for me

 

[Diddy]

VOGUE THE HOUSE DOWN TARAKO

 

[Iguana]

Giraffe alert!

 

[COB]

Oh wow!

 

[Tisch]

Oh no someone rescue those poor slave girls!

 

[COB]

Oh BRUCE

 

[Tisch]

The floors are all red

Ew