Diddy's Asian Persuasion II - 1/1 12.00 GMT

[Diddy]

ACT 2: ACROSS THE K-POND

Twice - Like OOH-AHH

They didn’t make the cut last time, but this was the debut single from the Korean 9-piece girlband back in 2015. They’ve gone on to much bigger things since then, even if they’ve been overtaken by Blackpink. They’re still on the rise though, expect to see bigger things from them in 2021.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Giraffe alert!

We get about

 

[Iguana]

They don't seem very concerned about the zombie apocalypse

 

[Diddy]

Is that @IguanMoreSleep zombie-walking on the treadmill?

 

[Iguana]

Is that @IguanMoreSleep zombie-walking on the treadmill?

RUDE

 

[Iguana]

I actually love this

 

[Tisch]

They are MESMERING. I feel a bit like a pervy dad rn, can't lie.

 

[Diddy]

I love the girls who can't stretch

 

[COB]

I like the girl just casually hanging out with her leg up on a vending machine

 

[Iguana]

Is the video a comment on their fans?

 

[COB]

What does that guitar bit sound like?! It's going to drive me mad.

 

[Diddy]

I like how the zombie stuff doesn't make any difference at all

 

[Tisch]

The first line of the chorus sounds like "FUCK ME..." And then a very unfortunate word which I won't repeat.

I love everything about this though!

 

[Diddy]

The first line of the chorus sounds like "FUCK ME..." And then a very unfortunate word which I won't repeat.

I love everything about this though!

That's the problem with Korean, there is quite a common word that sounds like the N-word listen out for it!

 

[Diddy]

BTS – Run

I was tempted to put “Dynamite” in here, but I guess that’s quite well-known now. Instead, the world-conquering Korean boyband have 2015 single “Run”. The main video is 7 minutes long so you’re getting this Japanese version instead.

 

[Tisch]

BTS – Run

I was tempted to put “Dynamite” in here, but I guess that’s quite well-known now. Instead, the world-conquering Korean boyband have 2015 single “Run”. The main video is 7 minutes long so you’re getting this Japanese version instead.

I like the idea of Koreans shortening their videos as a FUN 4 JAPAN version

 

[Iguana]

I was tempted to put “Dynamite” in here, but I guess that’s quite well-known now.

Won't lie, never heard of it

 

[Diddy]

I like the idea of Koreans shortening their videos as a FUN 4 JAPAN version

I think the song is the same length, but the Korean one has a Gagaesque VISUAL PRESENTATION

 

[Diddy]

Won't lie, never heard of it

I think it was No.1 last year!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've never got the BTS hype. But this is nice enough.

 

[COB]

I think I said it last time, but I really don't find most of these guys THAT CUTE The bleach blond one is the best, I think.

 

[Iguana]

I think it was No.1 last year!

As if I keep up with the CHARTS, I'm an old man

 

[Diddy]

No.3, beg your pardon!

 

[Iguana]

I think I said it last time, but I really don't find most of these guys THAT CUTE The bleach blond one is the best, I think.

I found the girls in the last video cuter

 

[Diddy]

I think I said it last time, but I really don't find most of these guys THAT CUTE The bleach blond one is the best, I think.

Yes I don't really fancy these, I don't know them well. I prefer the natural hair ones. Koreans are fucking hot though

 

[Tisch]

I'm finding the girls much prettier than the boys. Is this a new chapter of Tisch?

 

[Diddy]

4minute - Love Tension

Now for the ‘Dearly Departed’ part, celebrating a lost girlband 4Minute, who disbanded in 2016. This was released in 2012, and another Japanese-language single. It still totally FUCKS though!

 

[Iguana]

I know this one

 

[Tisch]

This is VERY Xenomania! Loving it!

 

[Diddy]

OMG @Christmas Tisches and @IguanMoreSleep to have a threesome with a Korean high-school girl

 

[Iguana]

Do I know it? Or is it just like something else?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

4Minute on the other hand I'm very here for. I adore Crazy

 

[Iguana]

OMG @Christmas Tisches and @IguanMoreSleep to have a threesome with a Korean high-school girl

NO THANKS

 

[COB]

These sparkly graphics in the chorus

God it really doesn't take MUCH to get me on board does it

 

[Diddy]

Say what you like about Korean music, but they know how to spunk a load of money on a music video

 

[Tisch]

OMG @Christmas Tisches and @IguanMoreSleep to have a threesome with a Korean high-school girl

The one with long hair on the left please X phwaoor.

 

[COB]

The dubstep WOBBLES in this do date it a bit!

 

[Iguana]

Do computer graphics in a video cost a lot these days? I'd have thought they were pretty standard fare - I mean @WeihnachZenGiraffe does them for free during ASFM

 

[Diddy]

OK one more banger before we slow things down a bit

 

[Diddy]

Do computer graphics in a video cost a lot these days? I'd have thought they were pretty standard fare - I mean @WeihnachZenGiraffe does them for free during ASFM

Well this was 2012! I think a lot of British music videos looked a lot shitter with a bigger budget