Dissociative Monday

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Morning all,

I am dropping in and out like dial-up internet. Still, I've had worse, should be alright.

The bitch who was RUDE AS to me on Friday afternoon is trying to make like nothing happened. O RLY?

:fuckoff:
 
So in my latest old age news, somehow, in the last six months, I’ve developed a ridiculously over sweaty head. It started when I started back at the gym and as i’ve gotten fitter it’s just got worse. Nowhere else sweats but a walk down the street and my head just pours. It’s weird.

So I’ve gone on some new tablets this week and they’re really fucking horrible- I feel woozy, sick, acid reflux, which then provokes me coughing, dry mouth and sore throat...but they work. Yesterday went for a really long walk in the sunshine and not a drip.

It’s so fucking annoying that they are so vile.
 
Oh my god what are they? I've always had a sweaty head. We took Ron Jr to lazer quest for his birthday yesterday. I came out after 25 minutes PISSING wet through but only from my neck up.

I swear its got worse the last few years too!
 
If you have only just started them, presumably the side effects may wear off?
 
I have one armpit that is a night mare, the other is fine and I wish I could work it out. Those pills sound shit tho'. :(
 
One of the girls in the team behind me has had full dreadlocks put in over the weekend (she is black by the way, no cultural appropriation here, let me tell you). It took 6 hours. Six bastard hours! It only takes 4 and a bit to get a fanny installed.
 
I've had enough of this week already. I'd like to take the week off because I haven't had a week off for ages and my neighbours with all the loud children have gone on holiday BUT Droopy Drawers et al are also all off work so there is TRANQUILITY in the office for once. And anyway I've booked to go to London to go to the Proms which I have NO INTEREST IN AT ALL but Mr S likes to go, but he has been ILL for the last week and is still MOONING around looking EVEN MORE MISERABLE THAN USUAL. The whole thing is always really stressful as Mr S is like some kind of LOST SHEEP at the best of times but if he's ill it's going to be even more WORRISOME. But can we call the whole thing off? NO WE CAN'T :pants::thisthreadisshit::bigron::bin:
 
I never think about that now, but then again I’m surrounded with anthropomorphised squid characters every day here
 
Diddy said:
It’s a rather strange selection, 22 pictures but we got various sea creatures, 2 rainbows and an EU flag?
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The selection is designed to compliment the existing ones - we already have plenty of faces so I went for other things...I've got more but I thought I'd see how this little lot went down before going nuts.
 
They aren't great when mooping on a phone, I have to say. I do quite like the selection, though.
 
If anyone can provide technical assistance with the sizing, hit me up.

Comments on the selection are welcome too - I could put the next bunch in a post and you can vote for which ones you want?
 
Oh they were chosen? I’m happy with them, I was just curious if it was a stock selection they gave us suddenly, in which case it was a curious random set
 
I assumed that it was because we are well known as the number one pro-EU, predominantly homosexual, sea creature fetishist forum on the entire internet.
 
No, I felt we could do with some new smilies so I went hunting.
 
dmlaw said:
I assumed that it was because we are well known as the number one pro-EU, predominantly homosexual, sea creature fetishist forum on the entire internet.
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Of course!

Once I found the unicorn, the mermaid was an essential.
 
I'm boycotting the mermaid until we get a merman.
 
big ron said:
Oh my god what are they? I've always had a sweaty head. We took Ron Jr to lazer quest for his birthday yesterday. I came out after 25 minutes PISSING wet through but only from my neck up.

I swear its got worse the last few years too!
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Propantheline bromide

I hope you don't get the side effects because they are literally AMAZING
 
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