DO A SEARCH FOR “FLORIDA MAN” AND YOUR BIRTHDAY

[Nancy]

WHAT DO YOU GET?

 

[Nancy]

Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops


https://torontosun.com/2017/08/14/f.../wcm/e906a12c-3391-46db-9924-6f1ff422cf2d/amp

 

[Lucille]

Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He's Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95

 

[Soldi]

Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix


https://eu.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/02/florida-man-sought-stealing-baby-formula-publix-while-wearing-abonnet-bedecked-bandit-cape-coral-pub/3651299002/

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden

 

[Nancy]

Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix


https://eu.news-press.com/story/new...et-bedecked-bandit-cape-coral-pub/3651299002/

 

[GNL]

Florida man attempts to poison ex-girlfriend with Lysol

 

[win_the_game]

Is Nancy trying to trick us into revealing our personal data again?

 

[Lucille]

Omg some queens are gonna freak out at all the different FONTS.

 

[win_the_game]

Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob

 

[Soldi]

Oooh I never knew we could change FONTS

 

[GNL]

Omg some queens are gonna freak out at all the different FONTS.

Gettin' WEB 2.0 up in here.

 

[Tisch]

Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI
He also had condoms strewn throughout the vehicle...and binoculars on the passenger's seat.

 

[Indie]

Florida man arrested after argument over cheesesteak

 

[Frozen]

Florida Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw

 

[ButterTart]

Florida Man Bit Elderly Man’s Ear, Attempted To Stab Him With Broken Glass

 

[ButterTart]

On a related note, did you know that Florida Man is @Suomi's real name?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ButterTart]

Another one for my birthday and I like this one much more.

Little Caesar’s Employee Shoots Florida Man Wearing Clown Mask

 

[RJN]

April 2 Suspect uses vacuum to decapitate man in Kissimmee ...

 

[RJN]

Searched Georgia man too and this one actually was me :

Georgia man pleads guilty in plot to attack the White House

 

[Kate]

Florida man arrested after exposing himself in McDonald’s drive-thru

 

[Kate]

Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead

 

[jyxz]

Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911

@Iguana

 

[Nancy]

Another one for my birthday and I like this one much more.

Little Caesar’s Employee Shoots Florida Man Wearing Clown Mask

YOURS ARE BOTH SO VIOLENT

 

[Iguana]

Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911

@Iguana

It was a dark day

 

[Cloud]

Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell

 

[FetchFugly]

Florida man beats ATM, says it gave too much cash

 

[ZZ]

Florida Man on Bath Salts Head-Butts Car, Slaps Fire Chief