DO YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?

[Nancy]

Like I said we don't really consider ourselves boyfriends philosophically but... kind of I guess?

It happens a lot in VR Chat. I mean it is literally like you're stood/sat with someone and feels like you're in an actual location, there's lip syncing that recognises the sounds you make when speaking and makes the mouth move just right so it all feels very real. And if you're lucky enough to feel phantom touch (I do) then when you're touched/hugged/etc your brain is fooled into feeling a tingling and warmth.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE MAX HEADROOM?

 

[SDF]

Wow. In VR can I give myself the booty I’ve always dreamed of?

 

[Soldi]

Wow. In VR can I give myself the booty I’ve always dreamed of?

You can also have a foot that isn’t broken

 

[Nancy]

CAN YOU GET VR FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY SEE OUT OF ONE EYE AT A TIME?

 

[OutSynk]

Wow. In VR can I give myself the booty I’ve always dreamed of?

And nose! Don’t forget the nose!

 

[Cloud]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE MAX HEADROOM?

That'd be 1980s VR
Unless he has a Max Headroom avatar to switch to it depends on the avatar either of us is wearing!

 

[Cloud]

CAN YOU GET VR FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY SEE OUT OF ONE EYE AT A TIME?

That's a PC and a monitor

 

[Nancy]

That'd be 1980s VR
Unless he has a Max Headroom avatar to switch to it depends on the avatar either of us is wearing!

IS THAT YOUR VR BOYFRIEND?

 

[BoysForSeles]

Nothing scandalous. I have been “seeing” him since before lockdown and I like his company and the sex, but I don’t really “connect” with him.

Yes I think for me this is enough these days with one person having done the long term stuff. More just doesn’t seem worth the kerfuffle.

 

[Raining on Me]

Well I'm married and all I'll say is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

 

[Cloud]

IS THAT YOUR VR BOYFRIEND?

If we're calling it that for brevity, one of his skins yes. We were hanging out as a pony and an anthropomorphic bunny for a bit.

 

[Nancy]

I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO DATE A VR PENGUIN

 

[SDF]

And nose! Don’t forget the nose!

I did actually type that out, but then I thought I’d be kind to myself

so thanks for that

 

[Cloud]

I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO DATE A VR PENGUIN

You want to p-p-p-pick up a penguin?

 

[Nancy]

You want to p-p-p-pick up a penguin?

 

[OutSynk]

I wish I had a boyfriend so I could be more kind to @SDF.

 

[lolly]

Well I'm married and all I'll say is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

I'd just like the house to myself for a few days

 

[SDF]

I wish I had a boyfriend so I could be more kind to @SDF.

Maybe next year will be your year babe

 

[vespertine]

Fucking right I would.

Too bad it has to be a MAN.

 

[Nancy]

Fucking right I would.

Too bad it has to be a MAN.

WE’VE JUST FOUND OUT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE

 

[Sheena]

I'd just like the house to myself for a few days

Or a bit of sex occasionally. Either way.

 

[vespertine]

WE’VE JUST FOUND OUT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE

I could never take the place of @Rita's fuckboy.

 

[Nancy]

I could never take the place of @Rita's fuckboy.

IT COULD BE A VR PONY

 

[Sheena]

If we're calling it that for brevity, one of his skins yes. We were hanging out as a pony and an anthropomorphic bunny for a bit.

The worst thing about this is that I then spent a good 45 seconds trying to think about a pony and bunny having sex and deciding that it never could work as a result.

 

[Raining on Me]

Or a bit of sex. Either way.

SEX, PERSONAL SPACE, it's ALL GONE

DON'T DO IT, FOLKS

 

[Raining on Me]

Really, DON'T DO IT

 

[COB]

The worst thing about this is that I then spent a good 45 seconds trying to think about a pony and bunny having sex and deciding that it never could work as a result.

Bunny would need a stepladder either way

 

[Rita]

Well I'm married and all I'll say is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

PREACH!!

NEVER AGAIN!!

 

[Nancy]

Bunny would need a stepladder either way

IT’S A FIVE FOOT SIX BUNNY

 

[SDF]

Married folk at least you have the divorce years to look forward too

 

[Beverley]

Just need Lovense next. Will let you Google that one.

Have you got one?

 

[COB]

IT’S A FIVE FOOT SIX BUNNY

Same height as me

 

[lolly]

Or a bit of sex occasionally. Either way.

I've given this a few minutes of thought.

No, I'd rather have the house to myself for a few days. Unless the sex involves a third party, anyway.

 

[Beverley]

Being in a relationship is AWFUL

 

[Beverley]

SHE'S DRIVING ME MENTAL ATM

 

[Nancy]

I WONDER WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE FOUR LEGS

 

[SDF]

SHE'S DRIVING ME MENTAL ATM

I’m not sure this is the thread BUT why?

relationship thread now

 

[OutSynk]

Being in a relationship is AWFUL

Clearly.

 

[Beverley]

Clearly.

You 'ad yer chance now feck off

 

[Nancy]

I THINK I WOULD TRY SEX WITH A VR WOMAN. HECK, I MIGHT EVEN TRY SEX WITH A VR JUDITH CHALMERS.