Beverley
GUESS WHO’S BACK?!
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I’m not sure this is the thread BUT why?
relationship thread now
Gurl pls, she's just a crazy lady
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I’m not sure this is the thread BUT why?
relationship thread now
Have you got one?
TO BE HONEST, IF I WAS IN A VR WORLD, I’D PROBABLY BE MORE INTERESTED IN GOING ON TIPPING POINT THEN POPPING DOWN THE QUEEN VIC FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH KAT RATHER THAN SEX WITH A DONKEY
Also, I do find the combination of CAPS INSISTENCE and commas highly entertaining
Just rode a Roomba.
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Not sure whether the Roomba identifies as male or not.
YOU FUCKED IT?!Just rode a Roomba.
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Not sure whether the Roomba identifies as male or not.

The pandemic has really confirmed how much I like my own company.
YOU FUCKED IT?!![]()
DID YOU ACTUALLY GET A HARDON OR WAS IT JUST A VIRTUAL HARDON?I'm not sure, it stopped moving so maybe.... it should be repairable!
I think I'd just like to buy a nice pair of semi detached houses, knock a bedroom through, but then live a semi detached relationship, I'd be quite happy.
Oh CHRIST yes that would be an entirely different storyBut what if Mrs Internet left the building? I’m not being shady; I could easily ask myself the same question
DID YOU ACTUALLY GET A HARDON OR WAS IT JUST A VIRTUAL HARDON?



Ideally DEAF, I'd imagine.IT TAKES A VERY PARTICULAR TYPE OF PERSON TO GO OUT WITH ME
I sometimes wonder if the grass is greener now I’m married but I can’t remotely deal with the hell of dating.

God, I can hardly bear to even IMAGINE it![]()