DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Penelope]

Oooh, a PADDED PANPIPE

 

[win_the_game]

Not a queen, sorry.

The meaning of the lyrics FFS!!! I'm not that desperate.

 

[Lucille]

Was this the start of the Netherlands/Denmark’s obsession with country songs? I presume that trend has a white nationalist bent?

 

[win_the_game]

LAMP FROM DENMARK

Better than SATSUMAS FROM CYPRUS.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh bugger I never changed videos and now I'm muted.

 

[Penelope]

God, WHAT A BANGER

 

[Penelope]

Was this the start of the Netherlands/Denmark’s obsession with country songs? I presume that trend has a white nationalist bent?

 

[Lucille]

My rooms gone deathly silent. I’ve never felt MORE ALONE!!!

 

[Penelope]

The Olsen Brothers and Ilse DeLange - NASCENT WHITE NATIONALISTS

Oh HELLO STEFAN RAAB

 

[Lucille]

How is the ANIMAL CROSSING thread still getting posts!!!

 

[Penelope]

WHERE IS MY SOUND

 

[Penelope]

 

[Lucille]

When does the sound come back!

 

[win_the_game]

This looks TERRIFYING without sound.

 

[Lucille]

This sounds like what Prince would’ve made whilst he was ODing on OxyContin.

 

[Penelope]

Gosh, this is VERY ITV mid-00s Saturday night entertainment

 

[Penelope]

Very happy to just skip this and OD on Oxycontin instead

 

[Penelope]

When does the sound come back!

Next one!

 

[Penelope]

This Swiss one is ENTRANCINGLY RANK so far

 

[Lucille]

Basic bitch, gorgeous dress, obviously takes it in the arse.

 

[win_the_game]

Love this Sanremo reject

 

[Lucille]

Basic bitch, gorgeous dress, obviously takes it in the arse.

As if they don’t say the same about me!

 

[win_the_game]

This is so STARS IN YOUR EYES.

Tonight Matthew I want to be every 90's FEMALE BALLADEER.

 

[Penelope]

Basic bitch, gorgeous dress, obviously takes it in the arse.

With a SLIM BUILD like that, it's ALL SHE'S GOT TO OFFER REALLY

 

[Lucille]

With a SLIM BUILD like that, it's ALL SHE'S GOT TO OFFER REALLY

are you on about me!

 

[Penelope]

HORRIBLE

7/10

 

[Penelope]

are you on about me!

SEND SOUL PICS HUN

 

[win_the_game]

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[Penelope]

HOWLING at that Croatian WILHELM SCREAM OUT THE PLANE

 

[Lucille]

Can I assume/hope we haven’t heard the winner yet.

 

[Penelope]

Love this DUSKY SULTRY GEM

 

[win_the_game]

Croatia really were on a HOT STREAK in the late 90s/early 00s.

 

[Penelope]

Oh I wouldn't touch him with LUCILLE'S but I DO love this

 

[Lucille]

SEND SOUL PICS HUN

My soul needs a good douche before it’s photogenic hun!

 

[Penelope]

My soul needs a good douche before it’s photogenic hun!

Whose DOESN'T?

 

[Lucille]

Croatia really were on a HOT STREAK in the late 90s/early 00s.

REALLY!

 

[Penelope]

REALLY!

YEP

 

[Penelope]

Gosh HOW MANY LEFT?

 

[win_the_game]

REALLY!

Just you wait for the likes of VANNA and VESNA in the years to come.

 

[Penelope]

OMFG MAD RODGE!

This was the entry that made a young 8 year old Penelope a EUROVISION LIFER!