DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Penelope]

LET OUR FOOTPRINTS LEAVE A HARVEST FOR OUR CHILDREN

POP THE CORNS AND FEED THE CHILDREN

 

[Penelope]

INCREDIBLE! 0/10!

 

[Lucille]

Loving this soviet interpretation of Dreamgirls.

 

[win_the_game]

How could Dawn ruin her legacy being associated with this SHITE.

 

[Penelope]

How could Dawn ruin her legacy

 

[Penelope]

The Rounder Girls. To my knowledge at least one of them DEAD of diabetes-releated illness

 

[Penelope]

This is SO The Mamas v0.0

 

[win_the_game]

I thought this was going to win at the time.

 

[Lucille]

The Rounder Girls. To my knowledge at least one of them DEAD of diabetes-releated illness

GOOD

 

[Lucille]

This is SO The Mamas v0.0

I thought this was going to win at the time.

 

[win_the_game]

There was bitter disappointment CHEZ WTG. Not Malene 2002 levels of trauma and pre-teen GAY TEARS but still...

 

[Lucille]

It’s over! I have no idea who’s going to win this. I enjoyed none of it!

 

[Penelope]

This is SO The Mamas v0.0

Mixed with MY HEART GOES BOOM (from diabetes)

 

[Penelope]

I enjoyed none of it!

 

[Lucille]

The presenters red dress is very TANYA TURNER.

 

[win_the_game]

Not sure if it's the GIN or the NOSTALGIA but I loved that.

 

[Penelope]

Oh GO ON FINE I'LL HAVE A FAG AND DO THE VOTING

 

[Penelope]

Not sure if it's the GIN or the NOSTALGIA but I loved that.

Por qué no los dos bitch?

 

[Penelope]

12 Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Russia
07 Latvia
06 Israel
05 Denmark
04 Malta
03 United Kingdom
02 Turkey
01 Croatia

 

[win_the_game]

12 Israel
10 Estonia
08 Austria
07 France
06 Switzerland
05 Romania
04 Malta
03 Croatia
02 Turkey
01 FYR Macedonia

 

[Penelope]

12 Israel
08 Austria
07 France
06 Switzerland

 

[Lucille]

On the recap I’m enjoying.

MALTA
NORWAY
GERMANY
SWEDEN
FYR MACEDONIA
LATVIA???
TURKEY (why not!)

 

[win_the_game]

What's wrong with that?

 

[Lucille]

I couldn’t possibly begin to rank that dross though. Although I am enjoying this jail bait string player.

 

[Penelope]

SWEDEN
FYR MACEDONIA
LATVIA???

Really the TRUE STORY OF EUROVISION 2000 SUMMED UP RIGHT HERE

 

[Penelope]

I couldn’t possibly begin to rank that dross though.

Oh DO RANK IT, just to SPLIT THE TIE AT LEAST

 

[Lucille]

There’s a tie!

 

[Lucille]

What is this acid flashback of a performance

 

[Lucille]

I’ve already forgotten the 6 performances I rated. But don’t worry. I’m staying up for the votes! Because I have nothing else going on in my life!

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh cd Promo!

 

[Lucille]

Hungry! She’s not eaten a bite in 3 years!

 

[Lucille]

The Hungary SHADE!

 

[win_the_game]

Well on the basis Lucille isn't submitting a valid televote, PING PONG WIN.

 

[Lucille]

I have NO MEMORY of Russia or Denmark!

 

[Lucille]

What serious disaster was this!

 

[Penelope]

Well on the basis Lucille isn't submitting a valid televote, PING PONG WIN.

HOWLING

Official result: Israel 1st, Macedonia 2nd, Sweden and Estonia joint 3rd

 

[Lucille]

What serious disaster was this!

it just got interesting!

 

[Penelope]

I have NO MEMORY of Russia or Denmark!

Russia was SEE ME IN THE HALL I LOOK AT THE WALL BITCH

 

[win_the_game]

What serious disaster was this!

The Enschede firework disaster.

 

[Penelope]

What serious disaster was this!

The fireworks disaster LINDA CAUSED