DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Lucille]

It was a CROWDPLEASER! A DOOFDOOF happy house remix even went top 10 in the UK charts!

The guy grinding on the fixed odds betting terminal!!!

 

[Penelope]

That just happened to be the first video of that song you CAME ACROSS is it Pen?

Actually YES

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh I’d buttfuck the Danish score announcer.

COURSE YOU WOULD

 

[win_the_game]

What happened to the HOT LITTLE OTTER?

 

[Penelope]

What happened to the HOT LITTLE OTTER?

I had actually been looking for the ACTUAL TRACK, so I switched it for it once I found it

But fine, ON POPULAR REQUEST

 

[Penelope]

OT: What on EARTH COMPELS SOMEONE TO UPLOAD THAT SORT OF VIDEO?

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’ve heard the remix! I’d obvs P&P to that but not the original.

 

[Penelope]

Since when was Carola SWISS?!

 

[Penelope]

Oh I’ve heard the remix! I’d obvs P&P to that bit not the original.

NOT EVEN ONCE LOVE IT'S BAD FOR THE TEETH

 

[win_the_game]

OT: What on EARTH COMPELS SOMEONE TO UPLOAD THAT SORT OF VIDEO?

No idea but I'll be adding it to my favourites.

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh a FOUR FOR NICKI OFF CROATIA

 

[Penelope]

Loving Alsou's SEXY JIVE

 

[win_the_game]

ROMANIA YAS!

 

[win_the_game]

HELGA SVENSSON is an absolute misery. Put some enthusiasm into it.

 

[Penelope]

You NEVER DO get ladies called HELGA ANYMORE

 

[Lucille]

YOU MADE WONDERFUL SHOW TONIGHT.

 

[Penelope]

ONE FROM MACEDONIA FOR SYRIAN PEACE ANTHEM BE HAPPY!

 

[win_the_game]

Macedonia serving up WTG realness.

 

[Penelope]

TWO FOR BELGIUM

 

[Penelope]

!!! at ROMANIA DOUZE POINTS

 

[Lucille]

Well done on us getting a third of the post count of the main Eurovision thread with, let’s be honest, just THREE POSTERS!

 

[win_the_game]

What a fabulous set of votes.

 

[Lucille]

MAY WE HAVE YOUR VOTES PLEASE.

She’s had it! OFFICIALLY!!

 

[Lucille]

Is it late or is that Latvian twink in the Man U shirt worth a TOPPING?!?

 

[win_the_game]

Is it late or is that Latvian twink in the Man U shirt worth a TOPPING?!?

Absolutely fucking not.

 

[win_the_game]

Not even with Pen's.

 

[Lucille]

Absolutely fucking not.

 

[Lucille]

Not even with Pen's.

 

[Lucille]

Also a bit hot for this Turkish butler.

 

[Penelope]

Also a bit hot for this Turkish butler.

Good GRIEF

GET A PURPLE VIBRATOR!

 

[Penelope]

at the TURKISH BUTLERS AT HOME picking up the phones for MY HEART GOES BOOM

 

[Lucille]

Good GRIEF

GET A PURPLE VIBRATOR!

AS IF THEY COME IN ANY OTHER COLOUR.

 

[Lucille]

Denmark has double the points of number 4!

 

[win_the_game]

Well done on us getting a third of the post count of the main Eurovision thread with, let’s be honest, just THREE POSTERS!

Congrats @Penelope.

I'd like to think I was going for QUALITY over QUANTITY, though that ship may have sailed hours ago.

 

[Lucille]

Congrats @Penelope.

I'd like to think I was going for QUALITY over QUANTITY, though that ship may have sailed hours ago.

 

[Lucille]

QUOTH THE RAVEN!

 

[Penelope]

Congrats @Penelope.

I'd like to think I was going for QUALITY over QUANTITY, though that ship may have sailed hours ago.

I was really just going for a STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

 

[Penelope]

QUOTH THE RAVEN!

NeverVoR, neverVoR!

 

[win_the_game]

I fear this thread may come back to HAUNT once I've sobered up in a few hours.

 

[Lucille]

I love that even though this presenter is CUTTING A CHECK for TONIGHTS GIG, she can’t even begin to pretend that she’s not COMPLETELY HATING EVERY SECOND!