DRUNK REWATCH 1999 Part II

[Penelope]

MARIJA VAGDALENA

 

[Dark Carnival]

REVEAL! *DEAD*

 

[win_the_game]

I just can't say no to a HOT BIBLICAL SLUT ANTHEM

 

[Penelope]

SRCA NI MO

 

[Lucille]

According to my notes I gave this 10.5 last night.

 

[D5K]

And I'm hypnotised by that compass thingy moving in the background

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EUROVISION ENTRY EVER!

 

[Lucille]

This is INCREDIBLE.

 

[win_the_game]

According to my notes I gave this 10.5 last night.

Round it up to a FAT DOUZE

 

[Lucille]

So much better the second time round!

 

[Penelope]

08 Lithuania
09 Belgium
07 Spain
11 Croatia

 

[Soldi]

DEAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

According to my notes I gave this 10.5 last night.

999 and Idon't want to hear a word about this!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

According to my notes I gave this 10.5 last night.

I may have whipped out TRIPLE FIGURES for the lovely Dot.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't want to live anymore after this!

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
06 Belgium
10 Spain
100 Croatia

 

[Lucille]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EUROVISION ENTRY EVER!

THIS TIME I BELIEVE IT. RATHER THAN SOME WET CHUBBY PORTUGESE BITCH WHO REMINDS VOR OF HIS BEST FRIEND FROM SIXTH FORM.

 

[Penelope]

OMG IT'S KEISHA BUCHANAN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS TIME I BELIEVE IT. RATHER THAN SOME WET CHUBBY PORTUGESE BITCH WHO REMINDS VOR OF HIS BEST FRIEND FROM SIXTH FORM.

ded.

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS TIME I BELIEVE IT. RATHER THAN SOME WET CHUBBY PORTUGESE BITCH WHO REMINDS VOR OF HIS BEST FRIEND FROM SIXTH FORM.

VOR TO APOLOGISE TO THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

 

[win_the_game]

BRING THE TROPHY HOME PRECIOUS

 

[Lucille]

 

[Soldi]

Poor loves having to perform after Doris

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can' believe 14 year old faggot Darky knew this but didn't know it was on Eurovision!

 

[D5K]

Well this is no Rewind

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE POINTS JENNY ICE QUEEN FROST

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well this is no Rewind

BUT.
THEN.
WHAT.
IS???

 

[win_the_game]

I LOVE YOU LOUISE ROSE! 2ND BEST MEMBER OF PRECIOUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine Rewind winning Eurovision?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her focus is rarely on the camera, which I find quite OFFPUTTING.

 

[Penelope]

I can' believe 14 year old faggot Darky knew this but didn't know it was on Eurovision!

Going into your late 30s are you?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Going into your late 30s are you?

34 YOU CUNT! !

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Adam and Steve!

 

[Penelope]

34 YOU CUNT! !

 

[Lucille]

Going into your late 30s are you?

 

[ButterTart]

1999 doesn’t cuddle you after. It leaves you a cum soaked weeping slut of a bottom and you’re grateful for every second.

It promises you a room and a hot meal and then films you doing things with a man called Simon who it says just turned up unannounced but seemed to have come prepared, almost as if all of this was planned. You come away from the experience weeping and ashamed - did you enjoy it? Even if you did, was that wrong? You realise you're still hungry because you didn't even get the meal you were promised. You swear to yourself you'll make better choices next time, and for a while you do. But life is full of cruel twists and, just as you feel yourself reaching that same low ebb that led you to 1999's bedsit, a car pulls up. The window rolls down, and 1996 whistles to you from within.

That's what 1999 is.

 

[Penelope]

God 6 through 12 are REALLY THE ENTIRE REASON I OBJECTED TO THIS LAST NIGHT AND TONIGHT

 

[win_the_game]

I have no recollection of this charism vacuum from last night.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't remember this! Must have been when I did some ket

 

[Soldi]

God 6 through 12 are REALLY THE ENTIRE REASON I OBJECTED TO THIS LAST NIGHT AND TONIGHT

They’re all still better than 2010

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's not bad to be honest